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rtpoeman's avatar

Speaking of Emperor Trump, I'm still keeping an eye open for a face-shot of El Presidente that I can swap into "Napoleon Enthroned" by Ingres.

Black Cat's avatar

Agree. I was thinking about Trump whining that Obama didn't bomb after the 1st chemical weapon attack and instead pursued a diplomatic solution. But I do not think there were any other chemical attacks until now... seems to me Assad is testing the waters with the new regime.

Iron Monkey's avatar

If he continues this constant drumfire of "It's all Obama's fault", especially completely gratuitously like in the present case it would seem Trump has some unhealthy issues with President Obama.

Trump is just a horrible, horrible man.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

"But But he's not a vampire...oh here's some silver bullets and a Colt Python..."

Major Lee Pissed ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ's avatar

What's Mitch McConnell got to do with this?

SeeTrain65's avatar

Oh, to have Groucho here with us today. ...https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Im not even sure it matters who is in office or what they come up with. Assad seems intent on being the first to actually achieve the status "Worse Than Hitler!"

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Shamelessly "borrowed" from another non-commenter. Can't remember who though.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

I agree. See the story about Senator and Bad-Ass Kirsten Gillibrand!

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

He must be incredibly flexible: He continually bends over to suck his own dick whenever there's a microphone and TV camera in the vicinity.

JCfromNC's avatar

Well, it appears to have an elephant trunk coming out of the bottom of it, so I'm guessing it's another Republican. I have no idea who, however.

bettycat's avatar

That's "Muslim communist enclave", boy.

bettycat's avatar

The "Michelle is actually a man" always cracks me up because you know she actually could kick the ass of most conservative dick-wads.

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

I thought the eyeball was a reference to "Un Chien Andalou". I iz French and gay.