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Workplace harassment awareness taught by Bill O'Reilly.

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Best Trek music ever! (Fight scene score.)

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"All These Worlds Are Yours Except Europa Earth. Attempt No Landing Observation There. Use Them Together. Use Them in Peace Up."

you can look at them all just don't say anything about this one while we rape it.

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That'll be Chris Christie's job...to retrieve the doughnut from the switch, ala Homer Simpson.

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. . . and you misspelled "fiend"

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isn't that nice . . . they're selling kindling.

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Caligula was the first pron movie I was exposed to as a teen. It was at a party, and was so disturbing I continued to put all films in that context. Also, I was assaulted at the age of 12 and totally felt the powerlessness of the victims, my parents thought filing charges would be too intrusive for them. Sorry, OT, but it really jostled the baggage.

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It is. Charm taught by Ted Cruz.

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Mr. Shaub has earned my undying admiration.

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Gun safety taught by Darth Chaney.

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is it time to start building the scaffolds, sharpening the pitchforks, and soaking the torches in oil?

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some of us have ARs as well. and lots, and lots of ammo. and, without the withdrawal shakes, are a lot more accurate shots.

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A4, huh... Is that Russian paper?

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Yeah, we need some more Native action, what with all these Bundy idiots around. I know y'all can take out a bunch of Hoverround crackers. The rural parts of this country are dying out--Natives need to reclaim it. With votes.

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God, you guys are depressing. Right, but depressing.

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And Europeans.

Who are all Socialists and Communists.

Hey, shouldn't Trix be giving us A5 paper to use? We're commies, right?

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