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DDB9000's avatar

Unfortuately, it's Dr. Birx, and she's going to take you to her Christian Dominionist camp for re-education...

WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I've been waiting; s/he wouldn't even have to ask me to go.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

A French prog-rock band whose albums tell a sci-fi story, sung in an interplanetary language they invented themselves.

Truly the best ever.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Positive side is that we have now proved by example that Elections Have Consequences, Both Sides Are Not The Same, and there is such a thing as objective reality which can't be happy-think'd away.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. I filled out the Census form online. I was surprised and pleased by how easy it was to complete.

Meow meow's avatar

Yeah I’ve got no clue what the total workload is but I imagine the Trump administration’s plan is definitely to keep people from being able to finish. There’s always something else disappointing and horrible coming from this administration. I should know better than to be surprised at this point.

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Came here to ask this. I can see a Biden administration re-doing the census. I can also see the SCOTUS invalidating it. I'm guessing that this scenario has never been addressed.

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Huh. And I always thought it was Steeleye Span. Teh intertubes are learny.

Antifa Housewife's avatar

My fervent hope is they spend the transition making a list and checking it twice. Everyfuckingone of them OUT!

Antifa Housewife's avatar

Definitely not the man for the times. Since that would be a woman.

Enter Ranting's avatar

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Enter Ranting's avatar

Why don't we just count all the Black and brown Americans first. Count the white people after them.

JCfromNC's avatar

"He's ruling by fiat! He's a dictator!"Which, as I recall, is exactly what they said about Joe's last boss.

EdR's avatar

There is no doubt Tweeter's strategy has been to commit so many atrocities that that most will get through because they have overloaded the barriers.

otrame's avatar

It was Steeleye Span. They got it from Burns.