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Unfortuately, it's Dr. Birx, and she's going to take you to her Christian Dominionist camp for re-education...

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I've been waiting; s/he wouldn't even have to ask me to go.

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A French prog-rock band whose albums tell a sci-fi story, sung in an interplanetary language they invented themselves.

Truly the best ever.

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RATF#&K is a little harsh https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Positive side is that we have now proved by example that Elections Have Consequences, Both Sides Are Not The Same, and there is such a thing as objective reality which can't be happy-think'd away.

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Ta, Liz. I filled out the Census form online. I was surprised and pleased by how easy it was to complete.

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Yeah I’ve got no clue what the total workload is but I imagine the Trump administration’s plan is definitely to keep people from being able to finish. There’s always something else disappointing and horrible coming from this administration. I should know better than to be surprised at this point.

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Came here to ask this. I can see a Biden administration re-doing the census. I can also see the SCOTUS invalidating it. I'm guessing that this scenario has never been addressed.

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Huh. And I always thought it was Steeleye Span. Teh intertubes are learny.

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My fervent hope is they spend the transition making a list and checking it twice. Everyfuckingone of them OUT!

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Definitely not the man for the times. Since that would be a woman.

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"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

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Why don't we just count all the Black and brown Americans first. Count the white people after them.

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"He's ruling by fiat! He's a dictator!"Which, as I recall, is exactly what they said about Joe's last boss.

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There is no doubt Tweeter's strategy has been to commit so many atrocities that that most will get through because they have overloaded the barriers.

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It was Steeleye Span. They got it from Burns.

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