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Michael Repetto's avatar

Thank you! This was just one of those days I found myself screaming at the television, then I get a text from my sister in San Jose saying some arsonist set six fires in the hills by her house and I’m thinking the whole world has gone insane.

Antifa Housewife's avatar

He was on FIRE yesterday, for sure! Very inspiring.

Antifa Housewife's avatar

Is he sure they even have days, up there in heaven? What would be the point?

tiredsucker's avatar

He called it "the greatest day in American history"! That day will be the day he is out, tied with the day he crosses the river Styx on his way to the inferno, i.e. he dead.

tiredsucker's avatar

Just like he hates his own spawn.

FuckToleyMcBumShite's avatar

Those figures must be cooked.

Clark_Nova's avatar

They change their metrics every month.

Eliot's avatar

I call him the Feral Hog.

retson's avatar

Anything Barbara Ehrenreich writes should be published.

Dot Dagget's avatar

Every time I see that pissed stained stubby fingered cheeto smirk at violence I just know he's getting a chubby. Just a teeny tiny one but bullying is the only way he can get even get one.

Clark_Nova's avatar

Our tax base hasn't recovered yet from his last appearance here.

Clark_Nova's avatar

She'd probably get sued by Garden Weasel.