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resource NW's avatar

I wonder who had to pay all the mechanic's liens against the AC casino before they blew it up?

resource NW's avatar

I want sedition. Not sedition or nothing, mind, but sedition is tops on my list.

resource NW's avatar

Boss, I see smoke coming from the chimney. Does this mean Dicky is pope?

Cotugirl's avatar

Holy fucking shit when MBA wants regulation you know it’s fucking stupid.

resource NW's avatar

You wonder why we never visit your home?

resource NW's avatar

What happens if you leave trash out in the mountains.

Wondering Woman's avatar

The more TFG thrashes in the net, the tighter it cinches around him.

Wondering Woman's avatar

And if anyone had the power to be in two jobs at once, it wouldn’t be Pence, despite being two-faced.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

PABOTUS in an orange jumpsuit is the kind of present I wouldn't mind receiving a few days after my birthday.

Wondering Woman's avatar

I look forward to Miller being held accountable for any wrongdoing, including being a garbage, allegedly human, being.

Relativicus's avatar

Last I heard they were suppose to meet inside that morning to settle…

DahBoner's avatar

Mike Dense is up to his Albino Eyebrows in the plot by Coup and the Gang.

DahBoner's avatar

He will get off. Won't spend a day in prison. Just watch. Jack Smith is Mueller II.

Tosca's avatar

The day PABOTUS is in an orange jumpsuit will be EVERYONE'S birthday. No matter where they were actually born.

FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

Yup. That’s what I’m assuming, too. Even if Smith does a better job, it won’t be prosecuted.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

WSJ and the book industry don't require oaths to tell the truth.