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I wonder who had to pay all the mechanic's liens against the AC casino before they blew it up?

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I want sedition. Not sedition or nothing, mind, but sedition is tops on my list.

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Boss, I see smoke coming from the chimney. Does this mean Dicky is pope?

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Holy fucking shit when MBA wants regulation you know it’s fucking stupid.

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You wonder why we never visit your home?

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What happens if you leave trash out in the mountains.

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The more TFG thrashes in the net, the tighter it cinches around him.

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And if anyone had the power to be in two jobs at once, it wouldn’t be Pence, despite being two-faced.

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PABOTUS in an orange jumpsuit is the kind of present I wouldn't mind receiving a few days after my birthday.

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I look forward to Miller being held accountable for any wrongdoing, including being a garbage, allegedly human, being.

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Last I heard they were suppose to meet inside that morning to settle…

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Mike Dense is up to his Albino Eyebrows in the plot by Coup and the Gang.

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He will get off. Won't spend a day in prison. Just watch. Jack Smith is Mueller II.

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The day PABOTUS is in an orange jumpsuit will be EVERYONE'S birthday. No matter where they were actually born.

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Yup. That’s what I’m assuming, too. Even if Smith does a better job, it won’t be prosecuted.

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WSJ and the book industry don't require oaths to tell the truth.

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