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Marycat2021's avatar

What an absolute trashfire Trump has turned America into.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

I just can't anymore The overwhelming tide of stupidity. greed, dishonesty, childish peevishness, and incompetence coming from this administration land the PAB has (temporarily) robbed me of the power to analyze it.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Predictably to anyone with a working brain, this $100k for a H1B visa scam is leading companies to seriously consider... SENDING THOSE JOBS OVERSEAS instead because they don't want to deal with this shit or pay the extortion fee.

Great job, you fucking morons.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/trump-s-new-visa-fees-spur-offshoring-talks-hiring-turmoil/ar-AA1N9NWO

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Rad's avatar

"...in small denominations delivered the gate of the White House in a brown paper bag."

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Jessica's avatar

Who's the dude in the background of teh header pic? Surely not a sign language interpreter, that would be woke

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I. Just. Can't.

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Invariel's avatar

Looking forward to the first non-white person who pays $1M for a permanent residency and then gets picked up by ICE the next day for having too much melanin.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I don't know if they'd give one to a non-white person one in the first place, but if they did, you raise a good point. What's to stop them from taking your $1M and deporting you anyway? It's not like you can trust any "deal" made by these fucking grifters.

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Invariel's avatar

Doesn't even have to be on purpose. An ICE guy could be having a bad day, down on his quota, and just decide to whisk you away for however many days.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I hadn't thought of that, but you're right.

It's almost like you'd have to be insane to come to try to live in the US right now, much less pay $1 million in order to so do, unless you no other options.

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archy's avatar

What is it with this 'Today I am ordering...' bullshit?

Did he grab Congress by the Schumer?

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Bupkus231's avatar

Didn't the Felonious Fuck initially propose a $5 million "get a green card" fee back in February? I guess he didn't get the number of takers he thought he would, so he's discounting the price.

Heyt, furriners - wait until he's forced to lower the price to a buck, $2.95

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What A Debacle's avatar

Yep. I applied to be on the waiting list back then to see what the chucklefucks would follow up with. *crickets*

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Hank Napkin's avatar

(Raises hand) "I'll pay to leave!"

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Trump couldn't do a better job of wrecking the country's economy and shredding its social fabric. If that's what the a-holes who voted for him wanted, they're sure getting their money's worth.

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Sherry's avatar

Apparently those 1Million get out of jail free visas are not exactly flying off the shelf. Good luck assholes!! Thanks for working to screw our economy as quickly as you can.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Pay a million bucks to go to a country and face ICE and the rest. Bargain.

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forestvillain's avatar

TL;DR but I'm curious. Where do all these Ameros wind up, once collected. Surely they wouldn't go straight into the pocket of Fat Hitler, would they? Also too, are these "contributions" to be delivered in a Cava bag, or will Pret a Manger bags be accepted as well? Exploding minds want to know...

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Check is written out to Trump.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

"Payable only in Trumpcoin."

Oh, wait, he'd want payment that's actually worth something.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Tren de Aragua could do the funniest thing.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Oh I like this.

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Criminals get in for free, it's a profit-sharing thing . . .

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Fat boy already let seventeen members of El Chapo's family in. For free.

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Not to mention the, what 9?, Mexican cartel members the Mexican president didn't want to give him until he whined . . .

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Buy Trump Gold Cards?

They could, but it sounds like there's really only a couple of hundred of those guys, so it's not going to fix the deficit.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Not really talking about this being any sort of legitimate "deficit reduction" idea (I haven't seen that anywhere-- where did you see that?) I'm talking about buying their way into the country completely legally (or legal-ish, given it's a Trump program)

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

"How many Homans can you grift in a Scaramucci ?" will become the latest Beltway singles bar small talk . . .

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Damn you, now you're making me do maths!

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