I just can't anymore The overwhelming tide of stupidity. greed, dishonesty, childish peevishness, and incompetence coming from this administration land the PAB has (temporarily) robbed me of the power to analyze it.
Predictably to anyone with a working brain, this $100k for a H1B visa scam is leading companies to seriously consider... SENDING THOSE JOBS OVERSEAS instead because they don't want to deal with this shit or pay the extortion fee.
Looking forward to the first non-white person who pays $1M for a permanent residency and then gets picked up by ICE the next day for having too much melanin.
I don't know if they'd give one to a non-white person one in the first place, but if they did, you raise a good point. What's to stop them from taking your $1M and deporting you anyway? It's not like you can trust any "deal" made by these fucking grifters.
It's almost like you'd have to be insane to come to try to live in the US right now, much less pay $1 million in order to so do, unless you no other options.
Didn't the Felonious Fuck initially propose a $5 million "get a green card" fee back in February? I guess he didn't get the number of takers he thought he would, so he's discounting the price.
Heyt, furriners - wait until he's forced to lower the price to a buck, $2.95
Trump couldn't do a better job of wrecking the country's economy and shredding its social fabric. If that's what the a-holes who voted for him wanted, they're sure getting their money's worth.
Apparently those 1Million get out of jail free visas are not exactly flying off the shelf. Good luck assholes!! Thanks for working to screw our economy as quickly as you can.
TL;DR but I'm curious. Where do all these Ameros wind up, once collected. Surely they wouldn't go straight into the pocket of Fat Hitler, would they? Also too, are these "contributions" to be delivered in a Cava bag, or will Pret a Manger bags be accepted as well? Exploding minds want to know...
Not really talking about this being any sort of legitimate "deficit reduction" idea (I haven't seen that anywhere-- where did you see that?) I'm talking about buying their way into the country completely legally (or legal-ish, given it's a Trump program)
What an absolute trashfire Trump has turned America into.
I just can't anymore The overwhelming tide of stupidity. greed, dishonesty, childish peevishness, and incompetence coming from this administration land the PAB has (temporarily) robbed me of the power to analyze it.
Predictably to anyone with a working brain, this $100k for a H1B visa scam is leading companies to seriously consider... SENDING THOSE JOBS OVERSEAS instead because they don't want to deal with this shit or pay the extortion fee.
Great job, you fucking morons.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/trump-s-new-visa-fees-spur-offshoring-talks-hiring-turmoil/ar-AA1N9NWO
"...in small denominations delivered the gate of the White House in a brown paper bag."
I do like Nutlick's Daffy Duck impression!
https://substack.com/profile/157420297-kirsty-gnome-poledance-himmler/note/c-159346207
Who's the dude in the background of teh header pic? Surely not a sign language interpreter, that would be woke
Ta, Marcie. I. Just. Can't.
Looking forward to the first non-white person who pays $1M for a permanent residency and then gets picked up by ICE the next day for having too much melanin.
I don't know if they'd give one to a non-white person one in the first place, but if they did, you raise a good point. What's to stop them from taking your $1M and deporting you anyway? It's not like you can trust any "deal" made by these fucking grifters.
Doesn't even have to be on purpose. An ICE guy could be having a bad day, down on his quota, and just decide to whisk you away for however many days.
I hadn't thought of that, but you're right.
It's almost like you'd have to be insane to come to try to live in the US right now, much less pay $1 million in order to so do, unless you no other options.
What is it with this 'Today I am ordering...' bullshit?
Did he grab Congress by the Schumer?
Didn't the Felonious Fuck initially propose a $5 million "get a green card" fee back in February? I guess he didn't get the number of takers he thought he would, so he's discounting the price.
Heyt, furriners - wait until he's forced to lower the price to a buck, $2.95
Yep. I applied to be on the waiting list back then to see what the chucklefucks would follow up with. *crickets*
(Raises hand) "I'll pay to leave!"
Trump couldn't do a better job of wrecking the country's economy and shredding its social fabric. If that's what the a-holes who voted for him wanted, they're sure getting their money's worth.
Apparently those 1Million get out of jail free visas are not exactly flying off the shelf. Good luck assholes!! Thanks for working to screw our economy as quickly as you can.
Pay a million bucks to go to a country and face ICE and the rest. Bargain.
TL;DR but I'm curious. Where do all these Ameros wind up, once collected. Surely they wouldn't go straight into the pocket of Fat Hitler, would they? Also too, are these "contributions" to be delivered in a Cava bag, or will Pret a Manger bags be accepted as well? Exploding minds want to know...
Check is written out to Trump.
"Payable only in Trumpcoin."
Oh, wait, he'd want payment that's actually worth something.
Tren de Aragua could do the funniest thing.
Oh I like this.
Criminals get in for free, it's a profit-sharing thing . . .
Fat boy already let seventeen members of El Chapo's family in. For free.
Not to mention the, what 9?, Mexican cartel members the Mexican president didn't want to give him until he whined . . .
Buy Trump Gold Cards?
They could, but it sounds like there's really only a couple of hundred of those guys, so it's not going to fix the deficit.
Not really talking about this being any sort of legitimate "deficit reduction" idea (I haven't seen that anywhere-- where did you see that?) I'm talking about buying their way into the country completely legally (or legal-ish, given it's a Trump program)
"How many Homans can you grift in a Scaramucci ?" will become the latest Beltway singles bar small talk . . .
Damn you, now you're making me do maths!