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DemoCat's avatar

Who was Melon talking about?

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Lady MS's avatar

And here we were told that English was one of Melanoma’s five fluent languages…

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JR's avatar

Inhuman political machine... Mel sure stuck that landing.

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CJLB's avatar

What the?

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AKLynne's avatar

Maybe she's worried about that prenup, but then if she is a widow...oh well.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I read that quote from Chump and thought, "Damn! He sounds exactly like Daniel."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I had best say no more.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“And then you see the baby all of the sudden starting to change, radically, I’ve seen it too many times. And then you hear it doesn’t have an impact, right? And you and I talked about that a long time ago.”

It always amazes me how obvious Trump can be when he tries to sell someone but then they just fall for it. He has to has sold his soul at some point for this obvious patter to work.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

"It’s a baby, Bobby, how much could it possibly weigh?"

LOL. Always appreciate Arrested Development references.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"That was a big gun. That was a pretty tough gun, right?"

Did the gun have tears streaming from its eyes?

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meh's avatar

She speaks softly but she carries a big gun....

- Ice-T, back when.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

A big tough gun with tears in its eyes?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

She got the "inhuman political machine" part right, anyway.

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Babs_MD's avatar

"Our personal, structural, and life commitment - until death - is at serious risk."

I can't help but wonder if Melania is dropping some hints there. An Easter egg of sorts. Like, maybe she's a little disappointed that 'death' part didn't happen, and this is her being sad about that...

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TakingAmes's avatar

Definitely oddly worded.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"And then you see the baby all of the sudden starting to change, radically, I’ve seen it too many times."

Is this what happened to Eric and Don Jr when were babies? Did a horse-sized needle turned them into the misshapen creatures we see today?

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Rev. Paleotectonics's avatar

MELANOMA DID NOT WRITE THAT.

At best it was staffers and she still doesn't know she 'wrote a statement'. At worst it was Michelle Obama FLOTUS and Malaria enthusiastically plagiarized it. Screw her.

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BrianW's avatar

I thought it sounded like an AI-written statement that no one bothered to proofread before they put it out.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

That's exactly what it sounds like and using AI to write a statement is so on-brand. She doesn't give a shit enough to bother having a person do it.

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BrianW's avatar

Yep.

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meh's avatar

Did they count the fingers?

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3FingerPete's avatar

When Nancy Pelosi had a videographer following her around it was to document her 1/6 machinations and theft of the election. What heinous acts is(are?) RFK jr planning?

Also, the AR-15 is a rifle right out of Central Casting.

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