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Wondering Woman's avatar

So, why isn’t Trump formally designated as a sex offender? Does NY law not mandate that? Would love to require him to attend meetings and be monitored, or at the very least cease to reside forever in New York.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

He is a disgusting pig of a human being.

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HarryEagar's avatar

I often listen to C-span's call-in comments for 2 or 3 minutes -- about all I can manage, as I claim to have a low threshold for stupidity. This morning, a hyperventilating Repubican lady was yelling, 'he wasn't convicted of rape, he was convicted of defamation!'

My point: People who call C-SPAN are self-selected as citizens who care more about and pay closer attention to public affairs than the average.

You might suppose, theoretically, that Americans couldn't be that dumb; but actual experience sez: Oh, yes, they can.

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I'm giving you folks money's avatar

I've typed in THREE FUCKING COMMENTS!!! And yet. See yez.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Is the whole "I'm giving you folks money" moniker akin to the blue checkmark on Twitter these days?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Dude. I've seen a handful of comments from you, surprising because comments aren't allowed, all whining about Substack and nothing else. The rest of us have managed to get on with it. I'm sorry you don't like the new system but at some point you need to fish or cut bait.

TLDR: quitcher bitchin.

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marcus816's avatar

I loved that ox!

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Mal Speranza's avatar

I would like to see the judge award punitive damages that double every time Trump repeats the defamation from the date of the judgment on.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Since he’s never going to pay they might as well assess damages of a billion dollars

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Mal Speranza's avatar

Didn't he have to put up a cash bond already?

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HarryEagar's avatar

Can she not attach real estate?

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Whether Rump raped Carroll with his penis or his fingers, all of which are reportedly substandard, the fact remains that he is a semi-ambulatory rectal polyp and should be placed in an oubliette for the rest of his life. I believe this would be of great benefit to society.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Birb a agree.

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Whatwhomever's avatar

Fact check: 100% true.

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Randall's avatar

I saw a Trump flag in someone’s yard today. It extolled several of his so-called virtues but the only ones I made out as I drove by throwing up in my mouth a little were Pro Gun & Pro God.

Pro God….. what kind of person can believe those words about the most narcissistic, ie unspiritual person in public life? How can the sanctimonious bible thumpers stomach voting for this creep let alone be thrilled by him?

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Diablo Blanco's avatar

Trump supporters live vicariously through him. They wish they could also get away with all the criming he does.

They proclaim how religious they are in hopes that it will distract you from the evil inside them.

As does everyone who makes a public spectacle of how pious he is.

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J. Duane's avatar

I went to a marina outside of Charleston SC (Bohickit) and a boat was displaying a trump flag along with the confederate flag—on July 4. I complained to the marina owner about the trump and confederate flag and it was gone the next day.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

"what kind of person can believe those words about the most narcissistic, ie unspiritual person in public life? How can the sanctimonious bible thumpers stomach voting for this creep let alone be thrilled by him?"

Faith does that to you. And hate too.

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Randall's avatar

Sadly I think there’s a lot of hate behind it.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I went down to the Ace Hardware in Woodville, and the idiots who live in the house off the highway with a tRump flag and other cringeworthy banners have let their racist display pretty much go to seed.

Good.

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Ray Bluth's avatar

I have no doubt tRump did rape her. After all he's been accused rape by many women. Also, the pee tape is real. I'm sure of it.

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H-Bob's avatar

It's on the purported Hunter Biden laptop😉

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Joe Christmas's avatar

I guess the orange putschy grabber grabbed her genitals and a lot more. Funny, how they always return to the scene of the crime.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

"It’s not the *worst* PR strategy ever concocted."

For the first time since I started reading her, I have to disagree with Liz about something.

I've witnessed and even been subjected to many, many PR strategies in my (long) life and (recently concluded) career, and I cannot for the life of me recall ever encountering one worse than "that wasn't my dick, it was my finger."

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

His finger is bigger?

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BlueSpot's avatar

That depends on what your definition of "is" is.

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grumpfire's avatar

Dick, finger, this was an easy mistake to make, since they're both about the same size, and he hasn't seen his dick in decades.

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oscarphile's avatar

Neither has Melania (b-dum-tssssss)

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DeVoid's avatar

Pepsi offering a fighter jet in the 90s has to be right up there.

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乜 𝗖.𝗨.𝘁𝗲𝗰𝗵's avatar

They got harried for that one.

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Otis Fuentes's avatar

Well they had to get a jump on it...

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

It’s very odd that Trump’s rape allegations don’t even rise to the scandal level of a tan suit or mustard.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

In MAGA-land, it's easy to dismiss this as he-said/she-said, Gold-digging-harpie goes after deep pockets, Democrat operatives out to take down Our Great Hero, and so on. The fact that the jury believed her, that it's completely consistent with his usual behavior ("locker room talk", my heinie), and so on, means nothing to them. Their whole view of Trump is so heavily rationalized it makes one's head spin, "The Exorcist"-style.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I totally do not get "locker room talk". The last people on the planet I want to discuss sexytimes with is people with whom I am not engaged in sexytimes with. Which, unfortunately, is everyone.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's close to CoffeeCupGate, though.

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Resource NW's avatar

PAB refused to submit DNA for Carroll 2 discovery. He may be asked for it again, as EJC saved the dress she wore- and the semen stains on it. I doubt he will submit the evidence this time, but hey, you never know how dumb he might be.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Based on the photo I thought E.Jean was in 'The Umbrellas of Cherbourg'....

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Richard S's avatar

Is a remake in the works?

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Enbastet's avatar

Even though I think that the judge is absolutely right, I think that he left himself open when he supplied his own language of "digitally raped".

His point is that the sexual assault that Trump committed with his fingers was horrific enough as it stood to make the jurors set the amount that they did irrespective of a single word, that they followed the law as they should have, finding 'sexual assault" and then fitting Trump's repugnant actions into it appropriately.

However, when he crawls into their heads and decides that they really thought that this was rape based on what rape colloquially means, and then adds his own language that pulls in the word the statute excluded, it can also look like him interposing his judgment for theirs.

Imagine a pro-Trump judge doing that.

Trump is a vengeance-fueled monster and may now use this to attack Judge Kaplan...and I would hate to see Trump get any victory because of errant wording.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Yep, he shortens his own noose every time he spews. Keep spewing asshole and bury yourself further.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Subway thinks we're all going to be Very Impressed with their new ad talking about their NEW fresh sliced meats!!!! I don't even know what that means. The meat could be 3 months old and just sliced today.

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Demodocus's avatar

Sliced on site rather than sent presliced maybe?

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hillary's left one's avatar

Yes. Probably in response to the Jersey Mike’s ads featuring Danny deVito, at least one of which has him manning the slicer. I think meat coming off the slicer may be a part of some of the other ads in the series too.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Hey! It's good enough for Jack Smith!

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

If “fresh-sliced meats” are new, WTF were they using before?

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Soylent Green

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

They sure are spending a shit-ton of money on celebrity athletes to try to convince us.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Are they serving the meats on their old "bread" product? Because if they want to impress me, they could try using actual bread to make their sandwiches.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I gotta say, I am a fan of sammiches... I mean a HUGE FAN of sammiches...

Newk's Eatery has the best bread in the game, bar none.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

A great sandwich on shitty bread is not a great sandwich.

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