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3 worsts in one sentence. Two sentences in a row repeating the same thing. Did someone schlong the portion of Drumpf's brain responsible for speech?

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Schlonged. She Schlonged him. Looking forward to his November schlonging.

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My wife is 5' 1", 115 pounds and hot as fuck with some junk in her sweet trunk!

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Also posed for Playboy in 2006. Just seen the cover... check your uncle's basement.

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20+ years of ingesting anti-Hillary crap? Or maybe jealousy that HRC is successful?

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And playgrounds.

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They didn't even ASK about Alicia Machado. They just asked if Hillary had gotten under his skin. Simple answer? "Why, yes. Yes, she did."

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This has been brought up before.

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You'll notice he doesn't talk to Megyn much ... http://www.rawstory.com/201...

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He needs to use both.

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Not by me, it don't count.

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It seems that no matter how tall we are, we aren't supposed to weigh any more than 120. It's weird, like our bones are supposed to not have mass.

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Clinton had clearly been waiting for an opportunity to bring up this new bit of info about Alicia Machado and just managed to get it in at the last minute. Then her team had that video at the ready to send out right after the debate. It's obviously something her campaign cleverly planned and orchestrated. I feel dirty but impressed at the same time.

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jesus christ that first picture. the 80's sucked.

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At 5:27 the security guard calls her fatty and she reacts.

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This. She was underweight to begin with (because pageants) and still looked fantastic at 160 or whatever. Donald is overweight, and even when he wasn't he was never exactly Michael Fassbinder. He's gross, and if he didn't have money, he wouldn't have married models.

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