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MeanQweenKristine's avatar

What I wouldn't give to have been in the room with Elon and America's Abusive Dad when he was crying about his falling stocks, just so I could say: "Quit yer crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" The spoiled little richy needs a good dose or two of the emotional trauma he's reveling in dishing out to innocent citizens and workers.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Hatch Act--what's that?

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Suzie's avatar

With the custom paint job!!

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

You know, there may be a silver lining to the fact that when Elmo went candidate-shopping in 2024 Kamala Harris decided not to sell out to him. Can you imagine having to deal with such a demanding, juvenile man-baby (yeah, redundant) as a major donor, mucking things up?

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

"The Model 3 has been on sale longer than the Model Y, and you'd expect the older cars to have depreciated more. Indeed, the average price of a 2017 Model 3 is just under $20,000 now. But even recent model years are shedding value rapidly—a model-year 2022 Model 3 is worth just $25,000 on average."

Five year difference, dear comrades. FIVE. With a 5 grand difference in value. YIKES!

Elno has been "predicting" so many things across so many companies for so many years. And in court has had his lawyers say things he's said in reality are actually deep fakes in the hope that the court doesn't look at the record to prove the lawyers wrong.

He's a successful snake oil salesman, plain and simple. Sorry, a very, very, very, very [ad nauseam] successful semi snake oil salesman. I.e. his products do stuff. But it takes forever and sometimes don't deliver as advertised (Starship, his freaky robots, Cybertruck, et cetera.)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

After totally upending his most devoted supporters' lives, there is no response that will Make America Great Again except buying a car they can't afford from the guy who fired them.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Nikola is smoldering in his grave.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Under King Donald I it 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 illegal to not buy a Tesla.

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Jjamie's avatar

Poor Elon

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Brianna Amore's avatar

And now Pam Blondi has threatened to criminally prosecute ANYONE who protests at a Tesla dealership proving once again that Frank Wilhoit was 100% correct.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

He really needs to buy a new human suit.

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Void's avatar

Trump didn’t pay for that car

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Vincent J's avatar

If Te$la's stock price drops below $200, Musk is in trouble. Not REAL trouble, but enough that he won't be able to throw his money around willie-nillie, as below that price, the people he owes money to (for the Twitter buy et al.) will want to collect before it dips lower. That, in turn, will wipe out a lot of his "wealth" most of which is illiquid anyway.

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Jjamie's avatar

Then he will really be poor Elon

The Tesla Board needs ro shit-can him too!

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Vincent J's avatar

The Tesla board was hand-picked by Musk because they are fiercely loyal, stupid, family and friends. In other words, they will sink the ship before they jettison their captain. Other auto manufactures have to be quietly rooting for Te$la's demise. Imagine what they acquire of Te$la's assets in a fire-sale bankruptcy auction.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Musk has turned the brand toxic. Nobody wants a Swastikar anymore. That stock price is only destined to keep plummeting.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Tears of a fascist clown.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I'm finance dumb, what is this showing exactly? Insider trading, or just rats fleeing a sinking ship? The end game of a pump and dump scheme?

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Rats trimming their holdings, though it's all free money to them for the most part.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

But wait, guys! TED CRUZ says Teslas are the coolest thing ever!

https://bsky.app/profile/alexwinter.com/post/3lkecaxfaok2v

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Has HE bought one? I'm betting no.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Oh you mean the guy who loves the fossil fuel industry and does whatever he can to keep supporting it? NOW he loves electric cars?

It truly is a cult.

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oscarphile's avatar

"Senator Cruz, I have the CEO of GM on the line. And he sounds PISSED."

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Russell Jones's avatar

Wow, that's even better than the endorsement from that guy down the street who had to move when they broke ground on a new school within a thousand feet of his house!

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Right? This will DEFINITELY help their image!

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