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The Intercept????? Not that I doubt Carter Page is humongous douche lying through his teeth, but has it escaped your notice that THE LIBERTARIAN INTERCEPT was behind all the "EMAILS!!!!" and fake Bernie love that brought us Trump? Or are you really this stupid? I'm going with, yes... considering: https://www.sanders.senate....

How many times do we need to tell you Bros that Libertarians (specifically those over at the Libertarian-funded Intercept, excluding the so-called "progressives" who continue to suck them off over there) are NOT your buddies. They are, in fact, populating the Trump transition team/cabinet to a large extent: http://www.politico.com/sto...

Can you idiots not formulate a thought without checking in with your Libertarian opposition (Greeenwald & Co)? Also going with nope.

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JEFF SESSIONS is "devoted to bending the arc of history in a positive direction"? (I read it right there in Carter Page's letter. Felt so dazed and concussed I couldn't read further.)

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Wrong thing to wish for. Lethal, unstoppable, murderous power in anybody's hands at all is the main thing the U.S. constitution was designed to prevent. One of the things that makes it a wise document. (Raving gibbering perversions of the Second Amendment that ignore the bit about "a well-regulated militia being necessary" notwithstanding.)

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You are not actually saying that Hillary Clinton is something other than a demonically possessed vampire Satanist! Are you?

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I love when wingnuts explode when I tell them she was top 3 president material.

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It really is. Baiting lobster pots with the bits all around Tasmania, that's the ticket. Or from Maine to Massachusetts if you're a U.S. citizen.

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I bet you do! But none of us will ever convince them. They argue among themselves whether Clinton or Obama was the Antichrist, the Beast whose Number is 666, or the Scarlet Woman who rides the Beast With Names of Blasphemy on its Head. Sorry if any of that is off. I'm not perfectly well up on the symbolism of Revelations. But top 3 president material? They're still growling, "Lock her up!" Scarily high potential for a lynch mob. Or many.

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I suspect the real reason she didn't become president -- aside from ballots selectively trashed as illegible in largely Democrat-voting areas, and the Interstate Crosscheck System, for which damn you eternally, Kris Kobach, and maybe also, though I reckon just marginally, Russian hacking -- was her bad habit of talking coherently and showing a bit too much disdain for stupidity. Oh. And having made the mistake of being born female.

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You're Irish? Another huge point in your favour, and I was losing count already. Hang in there and I will try to do this too.

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And they believe in democracy and freedom as much as he does. Well, the kleptocrats do.

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Or a conceited idiot all the way out of touch with reality who genuinely believes HE is manipulating and outwitting PUTIN.

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Once they bring out god I keep mocking them until they give up and go away.

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It's the only reliable way for most of them to get nailed.

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"That word you keep using; I do not think it means what you think it means."

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Jesus even when they're winning (when they shouldn't be winning) they still think they're getting cheated. Fucktard babies. Don't know where the stoopid ends and the mental illness begins.

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A lot of people are saying this!

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