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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can we please use the phrase "presumptuous GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump"?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It would guarantee unelectable candidates for the (brief) remaining life of the GOP.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's the agenda: Carve "Git off my lawn" on the base of the Statue of Liberty.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He'll make the trans run on time.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Any chance of distributing that on posters and bumper stickers? Especially in Cleveland?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Brilliant way to camouflage his own interests, innit?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

#4 was actually part of Rubio's scheme: zero tax on investment income. In case you were wondering how it was that he had so much "establishment support."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He'll never realize it - that's just how pathological narcissism works.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Welcome to the modern world, where the "lessons of history" are ten years old.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Watching the Fucks Gnus coverage of the last two elections was such a delight - I'm totally hooked on it now. (And once every four years is plenty.)

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bobbert's avatar

Nicely regional.

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bobbert's avatar

There is a Circuit Court in the future.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

“The United States cannot afford another four years of the Obama White House,"Could some fucking "journalist", somewhere, please ask this sociopath just what exactly he means by that before it becomes a meme and another delusional, empty theme of their convention? Words have to mean something. That above simply doesn't.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OT, but the Stupidest Man on the Internet is now on board the "Jeff Bezos is the new George Soros" train. And of course, his knuckledragging readers are ready for a yooge and sure-to-be-successful boycott of Amazon: http://www.thegatewaypundit...

SMOTI delivers his complaints about the evil consequences of a rich fuck owning a newspaper without a particle of irony. And the Faux News drones who make up his fan base just slurp it up.

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phoenix00's avatar

He'll just fly into the next not-as-redneck state

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phoenix00's avatar

+38 parallels

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