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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

Welcome to the assholy land.

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Tessiee's avatar

Just admit you're going bald and shave your head.

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Tessiee's avatar

Why cousins shouldn't marry, Exhibit A.

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Tessiee's avatar

I think he and Scott Walker come from a rare sub-culture that practices head binding.

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And then he smoked some more crack.

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Tessiee's avatar

CONVICTED?No...::walks away whistling innocently::

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DDB9000's avatar

I would NEVER listen to James Carnivalbarker

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DDB9000's avatar

Was the plant in Phelps, NY? My mother grew up there and hated the smell from the Silver Floss plant. She told me how druring WWII they called sauerkraut "victory cabbage" instead. She never liked sauerkraut, nor do I.

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Tsewang58's avatar

We need more of the former in the Dem party. Warren. Omar. Perry. Hirono. Raskin.... Especially we need a president like that.

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Tsewang58's avatar

Voter fraud.

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mailman27's avatar

Donald Trump, Jr., makin' Policy!! Totally normal. Makes perfect sense! Makes me wanna Capitalize!!

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mailman27's avatar

Denny's?? Nice toasted sammies!

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mailman27's avatar

Would've preferred Mel Brooks. But that's just me.

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mailman27's avatar

Really. It's not too much to ask!

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glenglish's avatar

Prison?? I doubt it. IOKIYAR

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