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Welcome to the assholy land.

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Just admit you're going bald and shave your head.

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Why cousins shouldn't marry, Exhibit A.

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I think he and Scott Walker come from a rare sub-culture that practices head binding.

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And then he smoked some more crack.

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CONVICTED?No...::walks away whistling innocently::

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I would NEVER listen to James Carnivalbarker

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Was the plant in Phelps, NY? My mother grew up there and hated the smell from the Silver Floss plant. She told me how druring WWII they called sauerkraut "victory cabbage" instead. She never liked sauerkraut, nor do I.

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We need more of the former in the Dem party. Warren. Omar. Perry. Hirono. Raskin.... Especially we need a president like that.

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Voter fraud.

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Donald Trump, Jr., makin' Policy!! Totally normal. Makes perfect sense! Makes me wanna Capitalize!!

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Denny's?? Nice toasted sammies!

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Would've preferred Mel Brooks. But that's just me.

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Really. It's not too much to ask!

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Prison?? I doubt it. IOKIYAR

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