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Paul Woodford's avatar

That's a tough one. She's his favorite child piece of ass. Still, I bet Trumps endorsement will be profit based soulless cash whore.

DJr is more loyal than Ivanka desperate daddies boy, and some non family candidate might be willing to rent the Donald child's birthday party.

I kept editing this to learn html tags, and now I'm Mr. Subliminal, lol.

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Salty Cat (abides)'s avatar

Into the sun?

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gratuitous's avatar

Oh, these folks who say they hate or despise Poor Donny would change their tune in a hot minute if we were stupid enough to elect him again. If you've ever seen a fresh dog turd on a warm summer day being swarmed by green flies, you'll be familiar with the phenomenon.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's the Trump demographic, alright.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Trump Still Faces a Reckoning in New York" - Court documents and interviews indicate that the Manhattan District Attorney is accumulating evidence of pervasive tax fraud.

By Andrea BernsteinSeptember 29, 2021

One can always hope!

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Uh, huh. Putting up a bill you know will fail...

I guess I'm more cynical than you. And we have control of both houses. But the filibuster, you say? See rule one.

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LesBontemps's avatar

Everyone but him winning an Emmy.

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Ian's avatar

Do you suppose that Ted Cruz and the other monsters-in-waiting are pissed at Trump for fucking up this cycle? I certainly hope so and wish nothing but the worst political outcomes for those putzes. And perpetual stubbed toes, also, too.

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HarryButtle's avatar

...pry the special infest funding & perks out of our reps cold dead hands

Special infest funding? I'll allow it.

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Catbird's avatar

tfg is never tacit. More' s the pity.

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Catbird's avatar

And Legos in the night.

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Doug Langley's avatar

I'm starting to think Mary Trump was right when she suspected Donnie would never run again. If he was, he'd never stop talking about it.

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HarryButtle's avatar

Jeezus, I hate these people.

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2plus2's avatar

Love the gif... like spinning cotton candy, but in reverse.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

IIRC Madison said "inherent" beliefs. I seriously doubt he knows the word "inerrant".

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J. Gerbil's avatar

Well, some of them at least had law degrees. What's he going to do the second time, invite those toothless, feral pigs from his mob?

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