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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Trump is a convicted criminal, and sexual predator. His entire work life was built on scamming other people to get what he wanted. Never have I heard of a president deliberately chasing down people he did not like. This is what low life con men do, not presidents. I hope to high heaven he does not last long trying to make the US Trump Land USA. A sick and ignorant man.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

I give credit to Assmouth’s handlers for this tweet. Clearly way too cogent to be written by him, but the random capitalizations, run-on sentences and stream-of-consciousness writing are spot on.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I wonder who wrote Donnie's Pravda Social missive on the Ukraine war? The proper capitalization, complete grammatical sentences, and complete absence of self-adulation clearly indicate that it was somebody with a functioning brain.

Somebody who told him that this was the way to "end the war and get a Nobel Prize," because that worthless fuckwit won't do *anything* unless there's something in it for him.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

i dunno who wrote that...whatever it is they call it from trumps dime-store fake-formerly-twitter...but it wasnt the orange shithead himself

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

The Mad King changes his mind about as often as his handlers change his diapers. He can't stay on any subject for longer than two minutes without going off on some tirade about windmills or sharks and the reason he flipped sides for the moment is that he hasn't seen JD in months due to him being on vacation to places that don't want him there, so JD can't spread Theil's poison in his ear. We'll see what happens this weekend.

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BlueSpot's avatar

There is no way that Trump wrote that message. It sounds like someone is sending up a trial balloon before a major change in Trump's policies.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Slava Ukraini. πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’™πŸ’›

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Peter Wilson's avatar

Never trust or believe tRump and his regime!!

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Maybe the little ball on the roulette wheel running his mush brain finally landed on Ukraine.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

Come on, guys, this is a nothingburger and we all know it. Just because some idiots elected a dementia-ridden imbecile president, that doesn't mean his every mouthfart deserves column-inches.

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Lois Henry's avatar

β€œ …with the support of the European Union,…”. Uh-huh. Countries are moving on without Donald. They are joining hands. They are beginning to look like they don’t need him. You just don’t look all that hot as a world leader if there is literally no one following.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

β€œOr maybe Trump thinks saying he supports Europe helping Ukraine win is a new excuse to do nothing at all, and to preempt even thinking about policy.”

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Maybe someone has finally convinced him that Russia is a paper tiger. Decades of letting corrupt oligarchs loot the country has left the Russian military ill-trained and ill-equipped for modern warfare. The only reason Russia has held on to the territory it occupied is because Putin just keeps throwing more bodies into the fire.

But the deal Krasnov was until recently pushing Ukraine to accept is actually worse than what Doc described. What Putin put on the table was a demand to not only keep the territory it currently occupies but also that Ukraine cede additional territory not held by Russia.

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Bupkus231's avatar

Hey, what happened to his concern about the 5,000 soldiers a week that he claimed were getting killed in the war - and his desire to stop the killing? Apparently, it's now okay.

[ Actually, I saw one analysis saying that this is the Felonious Fuck's way of starting to ease the US out of defending Ukraine at all, leaving it all to NATO ]

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Lois Henry's avatar

Till it’s time to take credit then he’s front and center again.

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PropellerVigo's avatar

"There’s also a good case to be made that his social media message simply indicates that Trump likes rooting for winners and doesn’t like losers, since he talked so much about how β€œRussia has been fighting aimlessly for three and a half years a War that should have taken a Real Military Power less than a week to win,” a really weird way to talk about our supposed ally, Ukraine. "

Yeah, that was my read too. It had a whole "Russia blew their opportunity, so now you can move in and help, NATO. THANK YOU FOR YOU ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" feel to it.

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WTAF's avatar

Noble Prize hedging

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Hollysdower's avatar

I think something bad went down between Putin and Trump in Alaska. I think Trump's been stewing in it ever since, and has finally decided to stop backing Putin.

I also think it's possible that Trump knows he's dying, and no longer cares about the kompramat that Putin has on him.

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WTAF's avatar

Saaame! My first read was omg Z is like only one taking demento’s middle night calls rn cuz everybody else in his immediate griftsphere is already Busy Getting Theirs, pedofelongrift no longer necessary to them, but he certainly is for Ukraine. So Z is like his new best buddy cuz his old he thought best buddy… is being mean to him… swirling dementia comforts… but also too… who put that post out on Truth?! How did Truth actually get posted on Truth? I think it helps a lot that Ukrainians are white and fighters

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Sarah Last's avatar

I didn’t think Trump knew what a paper tiger was.

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Hollysdower's avatar

He doesn't. Whatever assistant wrote that for him did.

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WTAF's avatar

I’m so curious who wrote this out, posted for him!? How it got past the smiller Cheung Putin authoritarianism dick sucking bs and actually posted for everyone to see 🀩

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