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OutOfOrbit's avatar

That's just crazy enough to be plausible! I like it.

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Zyxomma's avatar

When my work friend wanted to move his driving license from his native PR to his home in NY, I helped him at the DMV's website, and made sure to register him to vote Democratic.

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Zap's avatar

Of course. Just providing some facts.

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Blanche de Shambles πŸΉπŸ¦©πŸŒΊπŸŒ΄πŸŒ‹πŸŒ΄πŸ™'s avatar

I'm not seeing "Hovel," "Barren Heath," or "Windswept Moor" on that list.

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tiredsucker's avatar

In the last 4 years I have reread '1984' about 4 times. I have noticed little difference between the book and reality and each day that goes by the differences decrease.

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tiredsucker's avatar

It's not going to cost me anything, since I won't watch it.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

they've been able to get the absentee ballots done extremely professionally

Oh, sure, because where it comes to voting, when you think "done professionally," you think Florida.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Brothel?

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Drinkalong  Defies Sobriety's avatar

Almost every damned thing is fixable. These anti mail in voting folks keep shouting 'it may fail', 'fraud', 'late count'. Like all conservatives, they feel their mission is done if they point out a problem....they never bring a solution.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Thank you! I was wondering how designations like "box" sneaked in there.

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Sam's avatar

Even back then.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

The venality is obvious. The elderly in Florida who vote for Trump need their mail in. In areas where it won't go for Trump, no mail in. Makes perfect sense to our developing country style dictatorial corrupt regime.

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tek's avatar

All we're doing here is fine-tuning voter suppression.

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SterWonk's avatar

What is an β€œupland” in this context?

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

Mail-in voting in Florida is FINE, because they never count the votes from all of the blue districts, anyway.

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