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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Hydrox are O.K., though."

- Orange Herr Trumpenstein

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tubuc's avatar

When Chris Christie is alone-He sobs tears of crisco and plots his silent revenge against that short fingered vulgarian.

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Aquila89's avatar

Oh, Trump is not eating Oreos anymore? What a noble stand. Aside from the fact that (as his financial disclosure revealed) he has invested in Nabisco's parent company. Also in Ford, Disney, Apple and other companies he blasted.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

My guilty pleasure is Ritz crackers with peanutbutter.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Old Garfield strip:"Isn't it a shame there's no way to describe how good food tastes?""Ah, but there is. It's called a calorie."

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BehaveYrself's avatar

Nabisco's headquarters are about 2.8 miles from where I sit right now...In (get ready)... New Jersey.

Christie is a fucking moron.

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BehaveYrself's avatar

Ah, you beat me to it, KG. But it gives me the opportunity to repeat: Christie is a fucking moron.

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BehaveYrself's avatar

Wait, we will have to wear clothes? But we're dirty liberal godless hippies, we shouldn't have to wear clothes...

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cleos_mom's avatar

When ya lie down with dogs, ya get up covered with dog hair, CC. Ask any hooker: get the money up front and then just put up with whatever follows.

I am eagerly anticipating Trumpie's fat chick jokes at the convention.

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cleos_mom's avatar

If Trump wins, they'll sing at the Inauguration. We'll recognize several members of Congress among the sansballed.

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cleos_mom's avatar

I can make awesome mulberry jelly and cheese grits! Not necessarily meant to be eaten together.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Try Cheez-Its with peanut butter. Sounds odd but it's tasty, especially with the "bold" variety.

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cleos_mom's avatar

Anyone who's had a textbook narcissist in their family knows what a long nightmare that would be.

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cleos_mom's avatar

I guess you could say that Christie took out the equivalent of a Payday Loan.

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cleos_mom's avatar

But the sexism that assumes her win will just usher in "Bill's third term" is alive and well -- and not just on the Right. Last week I heard Mark Thompson do a puff piece interview with a Sanders supporter who said he'd "have considered voting for Hillary if she'd divorced Bill."

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cleos_mom's avatar

Makes sense. Their supporters are remarkably similar, except that the Dem version has a bigger share of NALTS (a/k/a, the It's All About Me Community).

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