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SeeTrain65's avatar

"Hydrox are O.K., though."

- Orange Herr Trumpenstein

tubuc's avatar

When Chris Christie is alone-He sobs tears of crisco and plots his silent revenge against that short fingered vulgarian.

Aquila89's avatar

Oh, Trump is not eating Oreos anymore? What a noble stand. Aside from the fact that (as his financial disclosure revealed) he has invested in Nabisco's parent company. Also in Ford, Disney, Apple and other companies he blasted.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

My guilty pleasure is Ritz crackers with peanutbutter.

Doug Langley's avatar

Old Garfield strip:"Isn't it a shame there's no way to describe how good food tastes?""Ah, but there is. It's called a calorie."

BehaveYrself's avatar

Nabisco's headquarters are about 2.8 miles from where I sit right now...In (get ready)... New Jersey.

Christie is a fucking moron.

BehaveYrself's avatar

Ah, you beat me to it, KG. But it gives me the opportunity to repeat: Christie is a fucking moron.

BehaveYrself's avatar

Wait, we will have to wear clothes? But we're dirty liberal godless hippies, we shouldn't have to wear clothes...

cleos_mom's avatar

When ya lie down with dogs, ya get up covered with dog hair, CC. Ask any hooker: get the money up front and then just put up with whatever follows.

I am eagerly anticipating Trumpie's fat chick jokes at the convention.

cleos_mom's avatar

If Trump wins, they'll sing at the Inauguration. We'll recognize several members of Congress among the sansballed.

cleos_mom's avatar

I can make awesome mulberry jelly and cheese grits! Not necessarily meant to be eaten together.

cleos_mom's avatar

Try Cheez-Its with peanut butter. Sounds odd but it's tasty, especially with the "bold" variety.

cleos_mom's avatar

Anyone who's had a textbook narcissist in their family knows what a long nightmare that would be.

cleos_mom's avatar

I guess you could say that Christie took out the equivalent of a Payday Loan.

cleos_mom's avatar

But the sexism that assumes her win will just usher in "Bill's third term" is alive and well -- and not just on the Right. Last week I heard Mark Thompson do a puff piece interview with a Sanders supporter who said he'd "have considered voting for Hillary if she'd divorced Bill."

cleos_mom's avatar

Makes sense. Their supporters are remarkably similar, except that the Dem version has a bigger share of NALTS (a/k/a, the It's All About Me Community).