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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Fourth, rumor has it he's got a small dick.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

And the Post Office.

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The Lego R.B.G.'s avatar

That does indeed, lend a ring of authenticity.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Not specifically.

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Which is the quickest way for him to become morally bankrupt himself

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TMI.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Or me.

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Exactly the opposite of last week.

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For all of us.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Why Arlington? That's for heroes.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

You've seen Chump shit himself on live TV more than once.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

So thin it only has one side.

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Klapaucius's avatar

I’ve never watched it, did he say it directly to participants in his TV show?

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brandodell's avatar

That's the rub. Nowhere in his comments did he say "of course I never suggested shooting protesters, I'm not a sicko". He's perfectly fine with people knowing he suggested it.

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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

File To: MALE FRAGILITY

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kingeider's avatar

Scaly Steve Scalise

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