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Law and Order is for other people.

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He’s beyond a downer. Bleak is what he is! Fuck me, I’m still recovering from The Road and I read it 12 years ago.

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it didn't take long to figure out they lied to us...remember the classic reefer madness??? ROTFLMAO

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Ding dang dumb libels! Ever'body knowed that Nuance is the Califo'nia rep from Califo'nia what chairs the Russia probe and is attackin' the Dems and FBI and libel caucus that is again' 'Merica and god-fearing 'Mericans no matter what country they is from cuz they hate our freedoms. Ding dang dumb libels.

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Gen. Kelly has pointed out to him that in his professional killer opinion, the Ol' Pussy Grabber's hands is too small to do all the killing with. That is the real reason that the Ol' Pussy Grabber is down on Kelly.

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At least Martin Shkreli's getting his! With votes!

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How about shoot-to-kill extrajudicial instant death for bank fraudsters and money launderers? Would Donald be down with that?

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member that one random time when we bombed assad for doing gasses but not the other times for doing gasses?

good times.

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I think they'd be quite happy to keep top specialists for themselves and let the rest of us go back to leeches and snake oil.

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Just say No *thank you*. Also, if you don't like it, you can't have any.

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That's a fan fic waiting to happen..

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Just say "YO!!"

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What? Do you mean that the Ol' Pussy Grabber wants to be the dictator of the Philippines? Can we really do that to the good people of the Philippines, but it certainly solves one of our biggest problems.

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Actually, in Europe there are programs that give addicts just enough of the drug so that they can function. Get jobs, live independently, have lives. Check it out, cally.

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Yep.

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Christ, Duterte is crazy.

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