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Save "poopulation" for the inhabitants of Mar a Lago.

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I'm sorry but there are so many spoiled little Kentucky smug shit bullies. To which one were you referring?

In other news, it appears that Moscow Mitch's junior Senator colleague is Moscow Rand.

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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!

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She used the self-checkout kiosks. The report was that she "paid' for $50 of the items she had and five-finger discounted the rest.

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And that alone shoulda been enough to disqualify him from office.

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If Obama punches him in the nose, would it be wrong to applaud?

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Wait! You mean they're *not* referring to the clientele? 🤨

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So "the blacks" should be massively grateful to Trump for their (relatively) low unemployment numbers, which he caused somehow. How ungrateful of them to not give him better poll numbers!But also the blacks live in hellholes, and this has nothing to do with Trump. He is president for their low unemployment only, not for the hellholes in which they choose to live for some reason.

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South Baltimore girl here, born and bred there. I still get excited each and every time I return home to that city and it's charms and it's accents. Great City. Home of the Star Spangled Banner, Fort McHenry, Edgar Allen Poe, Baltimore Orioles, B&O Railroad, the Constellation, the National Aquarium, crabcakes, steamed crabs, Inner Harbor, snowballs stands, Fells Point, tavern on every corner, your neighbors sitting on their stoops at night. There's always something to do in Baltimore.

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Donald Trump woke up early this morning, and ..decided to tweet a bunch of obviously racist bullshit about Rep. Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore.. Why?Here's another answer:https://twitter.com/MattGer...

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There's a reason Baltimore is called "Charm City".

I spent the first 12 years of my life in Ellicott City. I still have old friends that never left.

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Only if he gets to build WALL....

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