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Didn't consider that, but I think you're on to something...

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Turns out the fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls at the "Museum of the Bible" in D.C. are forgeries. On the bright side they make much more sense than the Game of Thrones horseshit that is in the actual bible.

https://www.nationalgeograp...

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Fuck off, Donald. Just fuck the fuck off.

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In these trying times, people look for things they can rely on...

And he is reliably awful.

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I would have shut off the radio by driving into a tree.

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Can't wait to see the paddy wagon idling under the White House porte-cochère.

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CEOs of companies between 50 and 500 are neither wealthy enough to contribute meaningfully to PACs nor numerous enough to be a relevant voting bloc.

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"...liberals have to defend the house that J. Edgar Hoover built..."

Nah. Fuck the FBI.

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This is scary what do you think will happen in the states that don't quarantine

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Dead bodies in hospital hallways.

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No idea. My wife asked the same question and I didn't learn anything with a quick and superficial Google.

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That means very few tests have been performed in WV.

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https://www.wdbj7.com/conte...

It's good to know that many of the young evangelical whites whose parents made them go to Liberty University have a learning curve.

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The only record the FBI needs is the paper Flynn signed admitting his guilt. I would think the world's bestest businessman would know about contracts and such.

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Apparently everyone is dying from the flu all of a sudden.

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I'ma think Long John Silvers said it best, them that dies, arrr, they be the lucky ones.

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