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Cocoonacid's avatar

Didn't consider that, but I think you're on to something...

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Nigel Smoketoomuch's avatar

Turns out the fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls at the "Museum of the Bible" in D.C. are forgeries. On the bright side they make much more sense than the Game of Thrones horseshit that is in the actual bible.

https://www.nationalgeograp...

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babsMD's avatar

Fuck off, Donald. Just fuck the fuck off.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

In these trying times, people look for things they can rely on...

And he is reliably awful.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I would have shut off the radio by driving into a tree.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Can't wait to see the paddy wagon idling under the White House porte-cochère.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

CEOs of companies between 50 and 500 are neither wealthy enough to contribute meaningfully to PACs nor numerous enough to be a relevant voting bloc.

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susan_g's avatar

"...liberals have to defend the house that J. Edgar Hoover built..."

Nah. Fuck the FBI.

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JerseyDude's avatar

This is scary what do you think will happen in the states that don't quarantine

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Dead bodies in hospital hallways.

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EdR's avatar

No idea. My wife asked the same question and I didn't learn anything with a quick and superficial Google.

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EdR's avatar

That means very few tests have been performed in WV.

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uptotheeyeballs's avatar

https://www.wdbj7.com/conte...

It's good to know that many of the young evangelical whites whose parents made them go to Liberty University have a learning curve.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

The only record the FBI needs is the paper Flynn signed admitting his guilt. I would think the world's bestest businessman would know about contracts and such.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Apparently everyone is dying from the flu all of a sudden.

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Somsai rebuild's avatar

I'ma think Long John Silvers said it best, them that dies, arrr, they be the lucky ones.

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