I know this isn't a novel opinion -- but, Jesus! Trump and Pence.Do they have any waking moments where they're not stuck inside their own heads? Or up their own asses?
LOOK AT THEM. Jesus. Phony phony phone-it-ins. Absolutely no interest in anything outside of themselves. Literally.
but the president's magical immune system is impervious to mere viruses.
His immune system is made up of all suckups he keeps attached to his ass at all times. Their continuous sucking up, draw all the cooties straight through his body and out of his butt.
(I know, I made myself a little queasy just typing that.)
Maybe we’ll get President Pelosi after all...
And please Baby Jesus, protect Ruth Bader Ginsburg!!
Did he do the ol’ snatch-n-grab handshake he always “wins”?
Turnip's the kind of guy who fuck a man in the ass and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reacharound, so what's the problem?
That picture of pence it looks like he is waiting for someone to pull the ring in the back of his neck so he can start moving his mouth.
I know this isn't a novel opinion -- but, Jesus! Trump and Pence.Do they have any waking moments where they're not stuck inside their own heads? Or up their own asses?
LOOK AT THEM. Jesus. Phony phony phone-it-ins. Absolutely no interest in anything outside of themselves. Literally.
but the president's magical immune system is impervious to mere viruses.
His immune system is made up of all suckups he keeps attached to his ass at all times. Their continuous sucking up, draw all the cooties straight through his body and out of his butt.
(I know, I made myself a little queasy just typing that.)
Yes.
His personal Vietnam come back to haunt him.
"Jared said you wanted to see me, Dad." Ivanka says entering the Oval office.
I know, that's disgusting but I'm over 70 and I feel like these assholes are trying to kill me, so I'm in a mood today.
Would you accept a medal of freedom from that man?! Creepy to the max.
"Let's put it this way I'm not being tested"
Liar and idiot says what?
He will not be in the same room or building a Nancy. So, she is safe.
Those habits die hard. With Trump they'll end when he finds them too much work. I hope he finds breathing too much work.
He did the grab-a-snatch handshake. [Sorry. Couldn't resist.]
Start with the soccer ball Putin gave him.
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