GOOD BOY! Donald Trump got to go to the FOOOOOBAWWWWWWWW game Monday night! It was the college football championship game and it was a big deal down here in the South, because it was the Georgia Bulldogs and the Alabama Crimson Tide, and Alabama won, ROLL TIDE ROLL! (Actually, to be honest, yr Wonkette lives in Memphis and we do not give two squirrelly fucks about either of these teams, we are just still saying ROLL TIDE ROLL because of
Back around 1800, there was no Netflix, no cable TV, no talk radio. For fun, people got together and formed singing clubs, to entertain themselves and others at the local tavern. To show off their mad vocal skillz, they'd often pick songs that weren't the easiest to do - like "To Anacreon in Heaven". That one was pretty popular around Baltimore circa 1812, and local bigwig F. Scott Key knew it, and knew that many other people knew it, too. So....
Well, they put it to a vote (don't know who voted) back in the 1930s, when it was pointed out that the US didn't have a national anthem. "The Star Spangled Banner" beat out "America the Beautiful" by one vote.
WTF? no lapel pins?
Sassy Trump
https://youtu.be/awjGc9j7cnA
Here is a totally real recording of tRump "singing" with subtitles for those of us who don't speak idiot.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Twink Lives Matter?
(Apologies to actual twinks; this guy is a twink wannabe.)
She was a porn model. She didn't have to act.
Sassy Trump version of this event.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Here's how it happened.
Back around 1800, there was no Netflix, no cable TV, no talk radio. For fun, people got together and formed singing clubs, to entertain themselves and others at the local tavern. To show off their mad vocal skillz, they'd often pick songs that weren't the easiest to do - like "To Anacreon in Heaven". That one was pretty popular around Baltimore circa 1812, and local bigwig F. Scott Key knew it, and knew that many other people knew it, too. So....
Well, they put it to a vote (don't know who voted) back in the 1930s, when it was pointed out that the US didn't have a national anthem. "The Star Spangled Banner" beat out "America the Beautiful" by one vote.
Does anyone have photographic proof he stayed for the whole game?
I'll wait.
Something was getting lots of cheers and tv time and he was not in it.Pretty sure that is it
Every vote matters
....why iconic?
#KaepernickKnowsTheWords
Those little blue books, with all those pesky Amendments, so hard to remember, even harder to follow!
#StayedLongerThanPence
Oh Say Can You See Any Bed Bugs On Me