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pixeloid's avatar

Here is a totally real recording of tRump "singing" with subtitles for those of us who don't speak idiot.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Twink Lives Matter?

(Apologies to actual twinks; this guy is a twink wannabe.)

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

She was a porn model. She didn't have to act.

Gup's avatar

Sassy Trump version of this event.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

rtpoeman's avatar

Here's how it happened.

Back around 1800, there was no Netflix, no cable TV, no talk radio. For fun, people got together and formed singing clubs, to entertain themselves and others at the local tavern. To show off their mad vocal skillz, they'd often pick songs that weren't the easiest to do - like "To Anacreon in Heaven". That one was pretty popular around Baltimore circa 1812, and local bigwig F. Scott Key knew it, and knew that many other people knew it, too. So....

rtpoeman's avatar

Well, they put it to a vote (don't know who voted) back in the 1930s, when it was pointed out that the US didn't have a national anthem. "The Star Spangled Banner" beat out "America the Beautiful" by one vote.

Cajun Kid's avatar

Does anyone have photographic proof he stayed for the whole game?

I'll wait.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Something was getting lots of cheers and tv time and he was not in it.Pretty sure that is it

phoenix00's avatar

#KaepernickKnowsTheWords

phoenix00's avatar

Those little blue books, with all those pesky Amendments, so hard to remember, even harder to follow!

phoenix00's avatar

#StayedLongerThanPence

rg9rts's avatar

Oh Say Can You See Any Bed Bugs On Me