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Megan Macomber's avatar

These grinning assholes look like the fat cats who got fed sautéed canary on a silver saucer with cream--excuse me, creme--saucier.

I hope they choke on it.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Tíu prósenta tollar á Ísland!? Góð helvítis sorg!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

The Russo-Republican Economic Plan:

*Puppet announces insane tariffs

*Stock market crashes

*1% buys stock at depressed prices

*Roll back/modify tariffs

*1%-owned stock values soar

*PROFIT!!1!

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I’ve heard that argument that “The stock market doesn’t impact most people because they have their money in savings” before, and I’ve laughed and laughed as I’ve thought of those people trying to buy eggs or a new washing machine or pay for childcare…

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

These are the smartest people Rollins has ever worked with?

I shudder to think who might have been the dumbest.

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GEM's avatar

My Trumper co-worker, who is actually quite nice, said today, "stocks will go back up" and I said, well, I haven't looked or I'll cry because I'm sure it's in the negative. Plus, I'm retired!!! I don't have time to wait.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. As I say every week, I'm glad this is your job. Mine is hard enough.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

1) The President cannot impose tariffs.

2) Tariffs are imposed by the Congress.

3) The Congress has not imposed these tariffs.

4) Tariffs contain the word "if".

5) If the Congress has not imposed tariffs there are no tariffs.

6) Why does anyone believe this asshole? About anything? Ever?

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Ugh! Rollins needs to stop telling people he's an Aggie.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Again, where was the discussion of having to "hang tough"during the campaign? I remember a lot of promises that grocery prices would drop on Day One™, but nothing about having to suffer for an undetermined amount of time while an incompetent slob tried to rearrange the global economy.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“Listen, the people that are leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest people I have ever worked with.”

JFC! Imagine how dumb the people she had previously worked with must have been if these are the best of the best in her estimation.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

She's from Texas and in government. I think it's pretty obvious how stupid the people are that she previously worked with.

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Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Look, this will all work -- if people can live without a job, food, or shelter for just two years.

After those two calorie-free, sleeping-rough years -- then, well baby, you're going to be richer than you ever were.

Or your corpse will be. Well, what's left of it after the coyotes, racoons, and C.H.U.D.s have had their way with it.

C'mon! That's the epitome of the American dream! So what if people who can't hold their breath or go without eating for two years suffer? It will all be worth it.

... might be three or four years. Two to four years, tops. If it goes to five years, that's OK, still not that long to wait, right? Just five or six years -- that's like less than two Olympics -- OK that's at least two Olympics, but still they have those like every two years -- Ok, Ok, at least three Olympics, including the winter ones. You can do that standing on your head. (Which your probably will, by the way.)

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

It’s like free Ozempic for everyone!

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I don't see why anyone is complaining. He promised to run the country like a business, and so far, he's staying true to that promise. We're well on our way to bankruptcy, he's likely stealing from himself, he's appointing friends (for some value of friend) to corporate positions, he's intimidating and stealing from small contractors (or states, as we used to call them), and ready to declare complete success when he runs this one into the ground. So exactly like any Trump business.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I've applied for a position in the Trump Fragrances division... 🤞‼

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Terence Dougherty's avatar

Too late! He pardoned the shitterers of 1/6/2021 for just this purpose…

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Hank Napkin's avatar

😢

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Hassett has the same stupid smirk that Jennings does.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

That's the smirk of a liar, who knows he's lying, and knows that there is no repercussions for the lying.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

They all have that smirk. That’s the smirk of someone who knows that they’ll be fine even as the peons are forced to eat cat food.

Or cats.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

And Mike Johnson, Karoline Leavitt, and dozens of other brain washed assholes.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Bill Ackman: “Business is a confidence game. The president is losing the confidence of business leaders around the globe.”

Dear Ackman, look up the definition of "confidence game." Hint: it's "swindle". And stop trying to promote the book you "wrote" 14 years ago.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Who knew how the market was going to react?

Ray Charles could see that.

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