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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

I like this one, editrix. Keep her!

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Dagwood Bumstead's avatar

Ya, just piss in a can and tell a Trumpette that it is beer. They appreciate free stuff.

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Kooolest G's avatar

you know who else was really in to political correctness? no not hitler. it was george washington! he liked it so much he "wrote" a book on it (actually just transcribed a french book on etiquette) called "The Rules of Civility and Decent Behaviour in Company and Conversation" it was 101 rules for being polite, I think the one our douchbeg friend here is looking for is this one ..."49th Use no Reproachfull Language against any one neither Curse nor Revile."

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

The Force is strong with this one.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Major Bingo to that.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I just threw up in my mouth.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Warm ... flat ... beer.

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hvdv's avatar

"I feel like I have to hide my beliefs."

" [...] most of my opposition comes from what I feel is a loss of the patriotic American identity and the advancement of multiculturalism and political correctness."

Altogether way too many feeeelings in there (and beliefs, feelings' more militant sibling). Whenever my students start a claim with "I feel," I have my red pen ready. Your feelings are beautiful and precious things, I'm sure, but they have no place in higher education or in any kind of adult debate, which includes those of the political kind. Get your feelings out of here.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I know! It's so nice being liberal! No one EVER attacks us, or calls us names! La la la la, it's so peaceful and nice. That poor poor guy. What dreadful things he must endure.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

For THEM. For everyone else, especially the ni[clangs], nothing but consequences.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Minor tweak: All the people who count, which of course were only the people exactly like me.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

No stop signs, speed limits? See you on the highway to hell.

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Stulexington's avatar

That's kinda what I meant by all of *us*. I was only being all inclusive when I was talking about crime.

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phoenix00's avatar

not only that, beat him to the punch

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phoenix00's avatar

McCain/Palin?

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phoenix00's avatar

Even Jalopnik's affected. They let go of one of their European guys while he was submitting a story.

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