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I like this one, editrix. Keep her!

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Ya, just piss in a can and tell a Trumpette that it is beer. They appreciate free stuff.

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you know who else was really in to political correctness? no not hitler. it was george washington! he liked it so much he "wrote" a book on it (actually just transcribed a french book on etiquette) called "The Rules of Civility and Decent Behaviour in Company and Conversation" it was 101 rules for being polite, I think the one our douchbeg friend here is looking for is this one ..."49th Use no Reproachfull Language against any one neither Curse nor Revile."

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The Force is strong with this one.

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Major Bingo to that.

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I just threw up in my mouth.

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Warm ... flat ... beer.

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"I feel like I have to hide my beliefs."

" [...] most of my opposition comes from what I feel is a loss of the patriotic American identity and the advancement of multiculturalism and political correctness."

Altogether way too many feeeelings in there (and beliefs, feelings' more militant sibling). Whenever my students start a claim with "I feel," I have my red pen ready. Your feelings are beautiful and precious things, I'm sure, but they have no place in higher education or in any kind of adult debate, which includes those of the political kind. Get your feelings out of here.

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I know! It's so nice being liberal! No one EVER attacks us, or calls us names! La la la la, it's so peaceful and nice. That poor poor guy. What dreadful things he must endure.

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For THEM. For everyone else, especially the ni[clangs], nothing but consequences.

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Minor tweak: All the people who count, which of course were only the people exactly like me.

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No stop signs, speed limits? See you on the highway to hell.

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That's kinda what I meant by all of *us*. I was only being all inclusive when I was talking about crime.

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not only that, beat him to the punch

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McCain/Palin?

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Even Jalopnik's affected. They let go of one of their European guys while he was submitting a story.

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