294 Comments

It needs to be a YOOOGE and classy hall and he needs to do that weird "Eye of the Tiger" laser show again once it opens- that is non-negotiable.

Expand full comment

The Globe had an interesting tidbit on the two Trumpsturmabteilung in question. It seems they were welfare losers on the dole, living in mum's public housing. This is against the rules, and the Boston Housing Authority announced today that they will now all (mum too) be made homeless, just like their messican victim. You can't make this stuff up.

Expand full comment

He just went from crazy funny haha to holy shit someone needs to seriously get a handle on this right goddamned now

Expand full comment

That is some seriously good melding. The Shop is strong in this one

Expand full comment

Gimp in fact. Not saying anything against Photoshop. No sir. Like a fine woman it is nice to have if you can afford it. Which I can, but still use Gimp. Don't ask. It's complicated. Like with a fine woman.

Expand full comment

Unfortunately not all, since many of 'em presumably own firearms.

Expand full comment

Messico officially and diplomatically not happy, threatens America and will "take the necessary measures to defend the rights and interests.." At this rate, hairpiece is going to start a war before this campaign season is over...

https://www.bostonglobe.com...

Expand full comment

Every time trumpie makes an idiot out of himself his numbers go up with the NSGOTP.

Expand full comment

Wow. That is f-ed up.

Expand full comment

It won't be long into 2016 until it starts. Fixed.

Expand full comment

In Massachusetts, they can vote after they have served their time. So they may have screwed themselves out of voting in the primary, if not the general election.

Expand full comment

Trump is that dude in every small town who can drive his coal rolling suv/pickup/trans am 100 mph cause hes rich as fuck and besties with the sheriff. Its pretty funny as long as he stays in the walmart parking lot at 1AM but pretty scary when he decides to head out into rush hour traffic.

Expand full comment

I thought they preferred pennies and batteries? Or is that Philadelphia?

Expand full comment

The mugshots show a wife-beater.

Expand full comment