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The Wanderer's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

I don't think Republicans realize that "simmering, whining, pathetic lickspittle with zero pride and dignity" isn't an attractive look for 70% of the country.

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Skippy Cavanaugh's avatar

We may yet end up with speaker Gymbo or Traitor Green

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FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

When you manage to elect one once, you just look for ways to use a broken voting system (with a little help from some new state laws!) to make it happen again.

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marcus816's avatar

<>“How can you pass the big bills?” McCarthy whined. “How can you change the course of history? How can you secure the border? How can you become energy-independent? How can you get passed the parent's bill of rights? It’s all in jeopardy!”BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!

Fuck you Kevin, you worthless dipshit.

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Puipui's avatar

So if all of the Democrats unanimously vote for Hakeem Jeffries like Nancy Pelosi told them to do, but McCarthy doesn't get enough Republican votes to go over 213, that means Hakeem Jeffries becomes Speaker, right?

Because that would be amazing, and it seems like exactly the kind of idiocy that one can expect from today's modern Republican party.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Kevvie might be time to get acquainted with “all the brown liquors.”

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runfastandwin's avatar

It’s funny he seems to think the House has any power.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Nancy Pelosi managed to do it repeatedly.

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