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george lastrapes's avatar

The fate of the Romanoffs.

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mailman27's avatar

I always thought it was "The Sale of Two Titties!" Old joke, bad joke.

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mailman27's avatar

Rubbish, nonsense. Checks out!

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mailman27's avatar

Strong men, in plaid shirts. Brawny men, with tears in their eyes. So many tears. They needed paper towels to wipe them away.

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mailman27's avatar

"I have seen so much IQ's on so many phone calls, and WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUTALKINGABOUTYOUFUCKINGIDIOT???!!!??!!!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

As I've started saying, I expect the current situation to continue until we get a new administration.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

pretty much what struck me.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Or a ping pong ball from...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It wouldn't be the first time.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I read somewhere that he also overbuilt in the market so he was competing against himself for customers.

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Mo Donnelly's avatar

the burning question remains . . . why? why have these members of the #GrandOldParty--those patriotic, flag-waving, church-going, gay-hiding, pro-life warriors gone crickets over the king??? Can you imagine the shitstorm if any democrat did one of King Cornoa's crimes--just one??? I still think the hacked, but never-released, RNC emails hold all the secrets. Why aren't we seeing these things? Where are the Daniel Ellsberg's of the day? Why hasn't anyone release the Celebrity Apprentice outtakes that we all know are the real deal???? WTMF? Why is this guy so protected??? I'm old, but i hope i'm not too old to read the story when it all finally comes out.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I doubt there were a bunch of the highest IQs speaking to him since Donnie claims he was talking to CEOs.

There was one of the lowest IQs on the White House's end of the line.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Which I tossed to them from a safe distance.

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jtgillick's avatar

Of COURSE Wolfgang Puck is on it. He's the one's gonna drive a steak through the heart of the virus.

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Harbinger08's avatar

Or a side of pomme frites with a delicious coronavirus infused remoulade. That's Puckspeak for a $18 order of fries with some tricked up mayo that the server coughed on.

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lmurr's avatar

He just shits out a string of words, shuffles them up and shits them out again. My son was more articulate when he was 6 years old.

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