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"A lot less murder-y than some Trump supporters I could name."True as little green apples are little and green. Like about half the morons on the President Trump Channel. The ones who don't call for lefties, and any journalists who still have guts, to be hung without trial, are the ones more in favour of breaking on the wheel or the thousand cuts. On what charges? Pffft, legal charges in a properly constituted court! Didn't you ever see a Dirty Harry movie?

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About my rhetorrhea? Is it THAT OBVIOUS?

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You need to talk to Doktor Zoom.

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A professional in a playful mood once said to me, "Put your money where your mouth is!"I, quick on the drawl, said "If you put your north where my south is."Charming gal. So amused, she took me out to dinner.In Reno it was, spring of '79, and she went by the name 'Emily'.She had that 'preacher's daughter' thing going on, very ladylike and maybe even furreal.Ah, memory. I like to think she's a happily married grandmother now.

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Can the pedicure people deal with the bone spurs? And the one special spurious bone?

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And afterwards....sushi!

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Could be both!

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I would be fuckin' PISSED if my church used my tithe to donate to political campaigns. I would be righteously, table-flippin' OUTRAGED.

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Who takes Propecia, the testosterone blocker, so he can have Rapunzel-like hair. As does his most notable patient, the PeeResident. Side effects include a desire to say 'fuckitall' and go have that special pedicure.

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It's the Christian way!

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I am SUPRISED! Tell me more of these wonders!

Send me my fucking Landrover or I will end you.

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Instead of mayonnaise killing boomers? Very odd.

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I heard he wanted to use the Jan 2000 copy of GQ.

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Ooooohhhhhh! Can I use this again? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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they seem to rotate venues, billing each other for use of their own country clubs, hotels etc. You come to my charity thing, and I`ll come to yours, and we`ll get to write it off while making bank.

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