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realitybasedbob's avatar

Trumpito 2020: Mexico will pay us back for my fence that can be breached with Home Depot tools! !AGAM

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Doug Langley's avatar

True story: BBC contracted with Gerry Anderson for a new tv series. They wanted big, razzmatazz, action. "Let's blow up the earth!!" Anderson countered that might prove disquieting for the American audience. "Fine, fine. Let's blow up the moon."

And thus Space:1999 was born.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

They're coming to get you Donnie, actually probably not, zombies eat brains. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

"what's a few untermenschen between friends?"

-- Stephen Miller, probably

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J Kelly's avatar

30x ? Without looking it up, I'm pretty sure this is false.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

The caravans are on their way.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Lenny Spruce's avatar

I had no idea einkorn, spelt and teff were that old.

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dave in texas's avatar

Replace 'Congressperson' with 'Senator' and it makes more sense.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Keep pushing, Bone Spurs. You won't like what you find when the generals get tired of being shoved around.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I heard a class action lawsuit against Trump, Inc brought by the workers they shafted was settled recently and ex employees were receiving checks. Their clubs were charging a gratuity fee that mysteriously never got to the workers.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Gold Stars are the prettiest and saved only for the really good hero warriors.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Great. Now he's awakened Zombie Dr. Freud, who can't resist this case of extreme projection.

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Norbrook's avatar

Whenever various Trumpists fantasize about the military backing them in "defending the country against the evil socialists," I just remember that all the crap Trump has been pulling is going to do anything but make the military willing to back Dear Leader.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

They only have the one play, and they run it over and over.

Well, then time to steal the playbook. Climate change, healthcare, et all sure sound like national emergencies to me...

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

It is what they all say. Mine says, "I don't care about any of the other stuff as long as I get my tax cut." To which I relied, "That is the least patriotic thing I've ever heard an American say."

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randomness lez's avatar

Liz, Hon, I hope Rebecca doesn't pay you by the word.You're the Hemmingway of this shit..............in only the best ways.

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