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This 'Habeas Corpus' shit just got real real, yo!

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Well, if he had no idea where the ball was going to go, for sure the batter wouldn't!

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Nah...King Salman had grounded him for a week.

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They've already won this century. Don't get greedy.

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His daddy was rolled up with the mob, and so is Donny. This is simple mob tactics. Completely sociopathic.

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Has always been protected by the mob, and now the Russian mafia. But if we vote, and in numbers that can't be manipulated, we can do something about it.

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His dad put some real estate in his name, is all. He's never actually been anything.

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No one "dated" or "married" him for anything other than his money. Ever.

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Rusty and dull are acceptable as well.

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Miss G.; it is also well known that Trump doesn't part with one red cent of his own money unless forced to. I'm amazed he doesn't hit up the Gap for Barron's clothes.

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Go get your license! We'll chip in for the fees.

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Gregor Samsa awoke to find that Trump had won the election.It was days before he noticed the cockroach part.

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I've just read he was a millionaire at 8; 'course he made it all by himself, (probably strong arming kids for the mob).

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There was once a vogue for diagnosing historical figures with syphilis. Basically it was AOT,K.

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Even while young he (Donald, of course) was working on that smartass sneer.

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Oooh. Sharp!

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