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Jessie's avatar

This 'Habeas Corpus' shit just got real real, yo!

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Well, if he had no idea where the ball was going to go, for sure the batter wouldn't!

RogationDays's avatar

Nah...King Salman had grounded him for a week.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

They've already won this century. Don't get greedy.

Cat Cafe's avatar

His daddy was rolled up with the mob, and so is Donny. This is simple mob tactics. Completely sociopathic.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Has always been protected by the mob, and now the Russian mafia. But if we vote, and in numbers that can't be manipulated, we can do something about it.

Cat Cafe's avatar

His dad put some real estate in his name, is all. He's never actually been anything.

Cat Cafe's avatar

No one "dated" or "married" him for anything other than his money. Ever.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Rusty and dull are acceptable as well.

Molly Hatchet's avatar

Miss G.; it is also well known that Trump doesn't part with one red cent of his own money unless forced to. I'm amazed he doesn't hit up the Gap for Barron's clothes.

Molly Hatchet's avatar

Go get your license! We'll chip in for the fees.

Hiss's avatar

Gregor Samsa awoke to find that Trump had won the election.It was days before he noticed the cockroach part.

Molly Hatchet's avatar

I've just read he was a millionaire at 8; 'course he made it all by himself, (probably strong arming kids for the mob).

Hiss's avatar

There was once a vogue for diagnosing historical figures with syphilis. Basically it was AOT,K.

Hiss's avatar

Even while young he (Donald, of course) was working on that smartass sneer.