i also feel the penis balloons could go either way really. that's just a massive fail all around. it's bad and not for the way they were hoping people might think it was bad. a bad that transcends ideology.
Could go either way. It's third-grade peener joke material; perhaps that might hint of the possible source.
It's also amazing watching the masterful lawyering on the Trump side, who thinks they have a Perry Mason "gotcha" moment, when it's really like a Monty Python Gumby sketch.
Ta, Marcie. So, what are the balloons about? Are we supposed to deduce that Jack Smith has bigger balls? Of course the critters from Congress all showed all their asses. They're in a cult. Unlike Jim Jones, for one example, their lord and master has never done anything good for anyone. (People's Temple fed a lot of souls in the Bay Area once upon a time; no one should have followed to Guyana.)
Speaking of Jeanine Pirro, I started watching the second season of The Jinx on HBO, and I forgot that she played a part in the story. It's weird seeing her not act like a shouty drunken traitor.
A House Oversight Committee hearing devolved into chaos Thursday night as Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) clashed after the firebrand Republican accused Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) of wearing โfake eyelashes.โ
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The comment โ which was made during a markup to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress โ prompted nearly an hour of disorder in the committee, with lawmakers screaming over one another and hurling insults left and right, leaving Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) struggling to maintain order.
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The madness culminated Thursday night with a vote on whether or not to allow Greene to continue speaking during the hearing, which the panel ultimately granted in a 22-20 vote. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) crossed party lines to vote against allowing the Georgia lawmaker to proceed.
To say that the House has devolved into a low-rate middle school is an understatement. Waiting for hairpulling and pantsing. For that is surely what's coming next.
Props to AOC for this: "Baby Girl, don't even." And Jasmine Crockett: "bleach blond, bad-built butch body".
I, for one, would never take on Jasmine Crockett. She's way more than that manicure and false eyelashes. She can Bring It. Empty Greene, not so much.
Crockett took the genius route of making it a "parliamentary question", and therefore not only formally acceptable but entered into the record, unlike Empty Greene's idiocy, which was stricken.
Trump peenballons got soft and wouldn't go up. Totally on brand.
"We do not know."
i also feel the penis balloons could go either way really. that's just a massive fail all around. it's bad and not for the way they were hoping people might think it was bad. a bad that transcends ideology.
Could go either way. It's third-grade peener joke material; perhaps that might hint of the possible source.
It's also amazing watching the masterful lawyering on the Trump side, who thinks they have a Perry Mason "gotcha" moment, when it's really like a Monty Python Gumby sketch.
Ta, Marcie. So, what are the balloons about? Are we supposed to deduce that Jack Smith has bigger balls? Of course the critters from Congress all showed all their asses. They're in a cult. Unlike Jim Jones, for one example, their lord and master has never done anything good for anyone. (People's Temple fed a lot of souls in the Bay Area once upon a time; no one should have followed to Guyana.)
From later news reports it sounds like it was a MAGA who was trying to say that everyone involved in prosecuting his God King is a dick.
That jury was all, get me outta here!
JFC! These assholes have not evolved beyond middle school.
... and they're PROUD of that.
Ninety peener luft-balloons.
Todd Blanche, did he get paid in full upfront?
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams
Confusion will be my epitaph
Between the iron gates of fate
The seeds of time were sown
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known
Knowledge is a deadly friend
If no one sets the rules
The fate of all mankind, I see
Is in the hands of fools
-Hawkwind.
That's King Crimson (lyrics by Peter Sinfield).
Oops, thanks for the correction.
Terrific song, btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrpFxHfppI
Where are the Trump baby diaper balloons when we need them?
"COHEN: Based on the records, I think I spoke about both.
BLANCHE: We are not asking for your belief."
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Yeah, hence "based on the records".
That's literally what records ARE.
Speaking of Jeanine Pirro, I started watching the second season of The Jinx on HBO, and I forgot that she played a part in the story. It's weird seeing her not act like a shouty drunken traitor.
I need reparations for the hernia I got reading this starting with hearing this entire paragraph:
"Outside is like Fort Knox,
you canโt get within three blocks
of this place if youโre not
a civilian,โ.. passing by, and also to
99 luftballons
shaped like stubby penises
with pictures of [the] Justices
Juan Merchan and ... Engoron
and prosecutors ... Smith and ... Bragg"
to the beat and in the lead singer's trademark breathy whispering. 0
Blanche really is a perfect example of "A Fucking Todd"
*insert barf emoji here*
๐คฎ
Those Peen baloons have Wonkette's fingerprints all over them!
NTTAWWT
"Decidedly meh" reminds me of a Pho restaurant in Dallas a friend branded "profoundly mediocre"
Mediocre? So he couldn't decide whether they were friend or pho?
Hey, that's progress. Most of the Asian joints where I live are shallowly mediocre.
OT: Once again - trouble in paradise:
A House Oversight Committee hearing devolved into chaos Thursday night as Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) clashed after the firebrand Republican accused Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) of wearing โfake eyelashes.โ
.
The comment โ which was made during a markup to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress โ prompted nearly an hour of disorder in the committee, with lawmakers screaming over one another and hurling insults left and right, leaving Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) struggling to maintain order.
.
The madness culminated Thursday night with a vote on whether or not to allow Greene to continue speaking during the hearing, which the panel ultimately granted in a 22-20 vote. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) crossed party lines to vote against allowing the Georgia lawmaker to proceed.
To say that the House has devolved into a low-rate middle school is an understatement. Waiting for hairpulling and pantsing. For that is surely what's coming next.
Props to AOC for this: "Baby Girl, don't even." And Jasmine Crockett: "bleach blond, bad-built butch body".
I, for one, would never take on Jasmine Crockett. She's way more than that manicure and false eyelashes. She can Bring It. Empty Greene, not so much.
Crockett took the genius route of making it a "parliamentary question", and therefore not only formally acceptable but entered into the record, unlike Empty Greene's idiocy, which was stricken.
"to hold Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress"
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This, but from the left.
There is a rumor that alcohol may have been involved. Hard to tell with Empty Greene since she always sounds like a drunk mean girl.
Itโs fascinating that the only redeeming qualities that Greene and Boebert have is that that they hate each otherโs guts.
And I agree with both of them.
Bleach blond bad-built butch body FTW!
oooo, lauren--hissssssssssssssss
Fucking media labeling Greene a "firebrand." STFU. You know who else was a firebrand, Adolph Hitler.
โShameless attention wh*reโ is too many syllables.