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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

"Strong men, with tears in their eyes say, 'Sir, no one knows more about mortgage fraud than you do.'"

~ D. Trump

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Fuck all these people into the Sun!

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RRJKR's avatar

Bill Pulte has some fucking nerve. Pulte homes are some of the crappiest shacks ever constructed. Substandard materials and shoddy workmanship was always their stock in trade. When I was in the home repair business in the late 1980s I was called upon to repair and reconstruct defects too numerous to mention in Pulte developments. Missing or improperly installed roof flashings, terrible drywall work, leaking plumbing, sagging rafters and floor joists, you name it! Look them up. You will find class action lawsuits and thousands of verified consumer complaints

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. There is no bottom.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Fascism for thee, not for mee! - MAGAt

(it's good to be a member of the oppressing party)

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Dogfather's avatar

Hey dim don? Hurry up with the dying. We're waiting.

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tehbaddr's avatar

What the garl darn is that on the learnin' board?! Some kinda commie code?

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John Ranta's avatar

There you go, disparaging our dear leader. Not only did he end the war in the Congo before breakfast (egg mcmuffin, diet coke), but he also took a break for lunch and ended the war in Svalbard. “There’s no war in Svalbard”, you might reply. To which I say, “Exactly!”

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Trump On Deploying National Guard To Cities: 'I Have The Right To Do Anything I Want To'

"Trump said he has "the right to do anything I want to," including sending National Guard troops into cities across the country. “I don’t love – not that I don’t – I have the right to do anything I want to do, I’m the president of the United States," Trump said during his cabinet meeting. "If I think our country’s in danger, and it is in danger in these cities, I can do it."" [HuffPost]

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"M"'s avatar

From a National Guard vet - "Nope"

https://youtu.be/WPytQ_a4C4o?si=6_AuAm3wiHHHCu0B

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jltympanum's avatar

Stupid Don (SD) with the intelligence of a toddler is so proud of discovering something which is completely obvious to every other sentient being. We ALL have the right to anything we want to do (subject to civilized constraints, that is). It's just that most of us lack the power to do so.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Any time stupid Don says, "Most people don't know this," he's talking in fact about something multitudes of people know - that almost everybody knows - but that he only discovered five minutes ago.

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Dogfather's avatar

The world's stupidest toddler.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“The U.S. Dollar Index, a measure of the dollar's strength against a basket of global currencies, declined sharply on Trump's announcement.”

The Cult Economists don’t actually see this as a bad thing. In their deluded “brains,” weak $ = higher prices for imports = people will Buy ‘Murrican. They just don’t get the minor detail that we don’t actually produce everything that ‘Murricans want to consume. Coffee? Bananas? Microchips?!?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Every single item in WalMart/Sams Club/Dollar General/Dollar Sergeant/Dollar Privates . . .

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Erisian's avatar

"one of America’s formerly most prestigious theaters is allowed to stage"

Not to worry people.

* The Kennedy Center is to be renamed:

> "A new bill recently introduced in Congress is called the "Make Entertainment Great Again Act,"

[...]

Presented by Republican Rep. Bob Onder of Missouri on July 23, the bill would rename the modernist, cream-colored building the Donald J. Trump [sic] Center for the Performing Arts. [...] Renaming the venue after President Trump [sic] has been under discussion since February, when the president took over the organization's board of trustees.

[...]

"You would be hard pressed to find a more significant cultural icon in the past 40 years than President Trump [sic]," the congressman is quoted as saying." https://www.npr.org/2025/07/29/nx-s1-5483848/kennedy-center-trump

◾ How many different versions of "MAGA" do we have to put up with? MAHA and MEGA; what's next, "MAGA: Making Assholes Generally Acceptable?"

◾ Any and all discussions on a possible renaming have been started either by the Fulvous Fuckwad hisself or one of his sycophants, minions, toadies, ass kissers, or a RINO interested in making the Deep Saffron Dipstick know who they are. There have been no talks outside of this circle jerk.

◾ Like so many other things, the Halloween Orange Hemorrhoid has made the Center all about him and what he claims is his to control as he sees fit.

◾ The Pyrite Pustule is the most "significant cultural icon in the past 40 years[?]" I don't think so:

Howard Cosell, Michael Jackson, Prince, Michael Jordan, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld, Mariska Hargitay, Pat Sajak/Vanna White, Alex Trebek, OJ Simpson, Will Smith, Harrison Ford, LaBron James, Madonna, Taylor Swift...

* And circling back to renaming the Kennedy Center

> "“GREAT Nominees for the TRUMP/KENNEDY CENTER, whoops, I mean, KENNEDY CENTER, AWARDS,” Trump [sic] wrote on Truth Social yesterday, suggesting that he would like to rename the Kennedy Center to the Trump Center." https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a65676607/trump-kennedy-center-renaming/

--or--

> "“On December 5 of this year, the 2026 FIFA World Cup draw will take place at the Kennedy Center,” Trump [sic] said. “Some people refer to it as the ‘Trump Kennedy Center,’ but we’re not prepared to do that quite yet. Maybe in a week or so.” https://deadline.com/2025/08/trump-kennedy-center-renaming-1236495493/

fnord

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

JFC.

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Rad's avatar

His underlying point is that she works while black. Can't have that. Blonde and white? Perhaps. Black. Not on his watch.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Let's see how this attempt at more powergrabs goes for the pricktator. And oh, what a surprise, it's another Black person being set upon and attacked. It's kinda like the MAGA movement is animated by anti-Blackness innit?

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jltympanum's avatar

Nahh, couldn't be. Why, some of my best friends ... oh, never mind.

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Resource NW's avatar

Why yes, yes it seems that way indeed.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

The smash and grab is on!

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Elderly John's avatar

I was at a car dealership when the cabinet meeting was on. I don't know what drug Donnie was on, be he was incapable of shutting his mouth. It wen t on and one from one "subject" to another with no pause and no questions being asked to trigger the food of words. I'm so disgusted with him I didn't pay much attention to whether or not he was forming sentences, but he had a notebook, so maybe.

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SethTriggs's avatar

When you represent the unreconstructed, you don't have to know things or even form coherent sentences!

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"M"'s avatar

"but he had a notebook, so maybe."

No chance

He can't read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFkN7QGp2c

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1a4tYRTkvag

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Headline that just popped up on my phone:

"Trump claims to have ended the war in Congo. People there say that's not true."

He couldn't find the Congo on a globe if it was flashing bright red and the rest of the countries were all black with someone pointing at it saying "Sir, that's the Congo."

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jltympanum's avatar

I think he meant "conga line".

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SethTriggs's avatar

I think he might've heard the term "Congolese floor" somewhere and gotten that mixed up.

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"M"'s avatar

😄😄

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Meccalopolis's avatar

He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I haven't heard that one before.

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