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Richard Bedingfield's avatar

So he worries about the migrant white tribe of Africa but has no consideration for the forthcoming genocide of Ukrainian and Gazan native tribes because they might upset his friend Vlad or Bibi? Does he actually know that random words of abject cruelty fall out of his mouth whenever he opens it? I recently had to visit an old friend in a specialist dementia care home who would start a sentence but be unable to finish it with relevant words tied to those he started. Very sad but awfully similar to puppet 47.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Wondering if Tesla has a single female engineer

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Rad's avatar

"The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it." -- Brandolini's Law, also: The Bullshit Asymmetry Principle

The SCROTUS* goal: Keep flinging the BS as fast as I can.

* - SCROTUS; "So Called Ruler Of The United States"

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. According to apartheid rules, Japanese were "honorary white people."

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Mexfiles's avatar

This isn't the first time. Following the Boer War, Theodore Roosevelt helped Afrikaaner refugees (mostly "enemy combatants" being held by the British in "offshore" Caribbean prison camps) resettle in northern Mexico. Spoiler: things did not go as intended.

https://mexfiles.net/2010/03/30/out-of-africa-via-teddy-roosevelt-a-circus-and-francisco-i-madero/

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"The United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation."

Since there are no such refugees, this is just (more) performative racism, for Fucks Gnus to peddle to the MAGA mob.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I'm really tired of old White men playing identity politics. How do we retrain them? Or are they untrainable?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ineducable.

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George's avatar

You would think that the US already has enough racist white people of their own without importing Nazis from South Africa.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

It's true that sometimes white farmers are murdered; generally this is because they treat their non-white workers or tenants badly enough to induce someone to come back with a shotgun or a machete.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's almost as if they shouldn't do that.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Well, at least we now know exactly what Sir means by “Great, Again”.

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Patris's avatar

I actually thought his asinine declaration was a joke it’s so ridiculous. Wow.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

If he keeps this up, The Onion might have to change their business model.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Poe's Law is definitely making their jobs difficult.

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Patris's avatar

Thank you for knowledge of ‘Poe’s Law’. Grateful

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It’s never been more relevant!

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Patris's avatar

Truth

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LoCoJo's avatar

Years ago I worked for a lady who married a white guy from Zimbabwe. When she mentioned it, she said "Actually it's Rhodesia" and that was all I needed to know about her.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I worked in the same organization with a white man from Rhodesia. He was a thoroughly unpleasant drunk. Got screaming mad at me for including race and gender in economic studies.

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

It's not ironic...

It's pathetic.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Oh, noes!!! Elon is being persecuted. Not hard enough.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

I'm sure we'll hear soon from Mump (Musk/Trump) about how King Leopold of Belgium did a lot of great things.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I guarandamntee you That Thing never heard of King Leopold.

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Anzu's avatar

I have a white South African grad student who rents a room from us. Here I was worried that TFG might try to cancel his student visa. Instead he's going to have optional refugee status if he needs it. -_-

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Just_Jim's avatar

He’s lucky. He doesn’t need refugee status. He can return to SA.

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