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That's "...invisible hand...". Who knows what the other one is doing in plain sight?

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Perhaps just as well given the kind of picture Ben liked to look at.

Of course, if the Constitution were more racy perhaps Trump would have read it.

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Yeah, this is the thing. Alex Jones and his exhortations to violence against victims of gun violence are not the hill that people like Dorsey and Zuckerberg want to financially die upon. They dgaf about anything but the fact that they can be successfully sued into oblivion if they DON'T remove him from their platforms.

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Because liberals hate America, duh

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Because lazy and incompetent Tyrant Blah?

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Just don’t call him “Dennis the goatfucker”

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Yep, they’ll contract out to the GRU

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Gotta admit it would be tough to miss AJ from under 200 yards

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Matanuska Valley Thunderfuck OK? We’re out of the Maui Wowie

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It isn't well-known, but James Madison wanted to hire an illustrator for the Amendments section. Franklin, that old fuddy-duddy put a stop to that and now we are all the poorer for it.

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And we’re not talking Toledo Window Box

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Yes, the adjective is required for proper attribution

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Small words also a problem.

Except the word "I." Trump likes that one and he can usually read it correctly.

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And we do need to protect velociraptors.

Perhaps we should give your kittens a conservative pundit to play with instead.

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A camel might to too difficult. Perhaps a picture of a McDonald's hamburger, which he would be more interested in than a camel anyway.

Better yet, a real McDonald's hamburger.

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Apparently he thinks that's what it says already.

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