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NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

I remember several decades ago (yes, I am an Old) a bunch of boy scouts died because they used oleander branches for hot dog roasting sticks.

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So it's not that you're afraid the Deep State will use a pillow to smother you in your sleep like they did to Scalia?

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richardgrabman's avatar

In Mexico, we call limes lemons, so ... yeah.

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richardgrabman's avatar

I thought it was rum, sodomy, and the lash that made Britain great.

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NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

That depends on your definition of success. His claim to fame was that he would operate when no other neurosurgeon would, which doesn't mean he was so good, it means he didn't care if the patients died. I think that's the definition of a sociopath. Most of his conjoined patients died, and those that survived the procedure were left worse off than they were before. Here's Carson's first success: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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John Norris's avatar

Waiting for Laetrile to spin back into favor again.

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Factory Working Orphan's avatar

You and your wife certainly deserve to be smothered with one of his pillows, Davey-poo.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Anybody know what a burning My Pillow smells like? I've always wondered.

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DeepState football's avatar

There was a Charlton Heston movie about Soylent Green. That whats in My Pillow...... I don't want to know what it smells like. OOOOOOH.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Well, for one thing, there goes that birthday card with the crisp $1 bill.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Oleanders growin' outside his doorSoon there's gonna be lots of room in MyPillowville.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

He musta got tired and quit halfway through.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Before I place my order, how is it administered?

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Proving his Xian evangelical bona fides, like those guys he sees on TeeVee getting money just by asking for it.

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