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Revenant's avatar

The line to dopeslap Aileen fucking Cannon, the ninny, forms right behind me. And believe me when I tell you that raising my hand to a female person is not a thing I have ever done and to even think this amounts to a moral crisis.

Oh, and in other bad news, I just got off the phone with a very pleasant urologist at Kaiser who intends for me to come in on July 8th to have a little camera with lights on a wire stuck up my dick. for $190. She was quite casual about it, I'll be given an anesthetic (my joy at that is not unmixed- needles don't bother me, generally, but a shot in the dick is another thing entirely. Who knew that getting old was going to involve so much, and such constant, suffering?) Aye-yi-yi!!!!

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Urologist and Kaiser in one sentence, is something I NEVER want to hear, personally.......proctologist and Bangkok Hospital are bad enough, thank you very much!!!! I'll make it to my 70th circuit of Sol next week, so I'm WELL versed in this whole "getting old" shit......it is NOT for the faint of heart or weak of soul, I assure you good Sir! When my daughters say "be careful dad.....you're getting older" I always correct them and say "I GOT old"........

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Revenant's avatar

Geezer- you are one year older than me.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Whipper snapper......get off my lawn!

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rodger coghlan's avatar

But first they will pump a liter or so of water in there - you will pee a lot when you finally get to stand up

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Revenant's avatar

considering they keep me on a steady diet of diuretics.....

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

She'll be overturned so much she will generate electricity...

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Wondering Woman's avatar

But it will not, of course. be the best electricity

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Jessica's avatar

I admire your optimism

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Trump, of course, wanted to have it both ways: tell the government there were no documents in his shitter and still get to keep “his” documents.

Otherwise, he could have held a huge bonfire at his trash palace and gotten rid of the documents that way before DOJ conducted its search.

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Opiwan's avatar

How lame is it that I snorted laughter at SUBPENIS?

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Well look isn't it better if there are no documents?"

"so it’d be interesting to check that"

"I think you said that that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it."

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

"And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?"

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Tessie's avatar

""Well look isn't it better if there are no documents?" Trump also asked his attorneys after raising concerns about prosecutors "opening up new fronts against him," according to Corcoran's notes."

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So that was the Stable Genius' incredibly clever plan? Shovel the stolen documents into the furnace, and then shrug and look around like the "confused John Travolta" gif?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqJVa0fl01w&ab_channel=Diego

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Wondering Woman's avatar

They couldn't prove it, of course, but destroying the documents would be unauthorized destruction of government property and that, I believe, is a felony?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The rage yam is so vile. He wants what he wants but he doesn't want to get in trouble for it. So, he starts to look around for somebody to throw under the bus. I'm sure his kids know this better than anybody and are always prepared to escape his slimy grasp. Nauta is a fucking idiot.

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Tessie's avatar

"See, isn’t it better if there are just no documents? That’s what Trump’s criminal brain was asking. (Like we guess if he hid the documents he had stolen and was concealing? Is that what he meant there?)"

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Is that why he thought you need to flush a toilet 10 or 15 times?

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tehbaddr's avatar

In that pic:

"Nothing behind that $1.35 tension curtain rod from the Dollar Store"

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Revenant's avatar

His bedroom is just about as much a mare's nest as mine. He has lackeys- what is HIS fucking excuse?

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Tessie's avatar

"CERTAINLY not stolen documents!"

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tehbaddr's avatar

NOT STOLLEN! THEY"RE HIS!

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

It would have been awesome if Trump contacted Hillary for legal recommendations. Her lawyers would do anything for her! Hillary has the best lawyers.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Looks to me like the ABC news link is wrong, it goes to yesterday's Wonkette article. Here's the right one... https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-expressed-concern-returning-classified-docs-after-subpoena/story?id=111383032

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Resource NW's avatar

Here is my prediction for what LC will do-

Hearing... in a month.

Another hearing... in another month

Invitation for amicus briefs... in another hearing in another month.

Order acknowledging what everyone already knew, but another month after the amicus barf hearing (SWIDT).

That gets us up to October. Quelle surprise.

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Nemo's avatar

His reputation is not only tarnished, it's rusted and rotted out too. It's also necrotic and foul smelling, like vomit and diarrhea mixed together. Just like in his adult diapers. But worse, much worse.

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Tessie's avatar

"an abusive diaper barge glazed in the vomit of a thousand theme parks" -- from a comment by "The Pretentious Gentleman" on Facebook

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Nemo's avatar

The Public Integrity Section of the DOJ should be looking into her behavior. And that of Thomas and Alito as well, to name some of the more egregious offenders. Jack Smith used to run that and could provide them with some useful evidence of crimes.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Funny how none of this is headline news for the NYT.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I'm sure that they have a couple about how pre-debate Joe is old and hopped up on drugs, tho.

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Revenant's avatar

And how, no matter what, they intend to call the debate (if any) in favor of the thieving moron.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Gaslighting is a real growth industry these days.

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Revenant's avatar

Drill, baby, drill!

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

This is so infuriating. I saw an old friend last month. She and her husband both worked as defense contractors - analyst types. Her husband recognized the kinds of classified markings on the stolen documents. She said that if either of them were caught with documents like that, they would have been sent to jail in a heartbeat, no looking back.

That is what I want for PAB. I hope also too Aileen is made to answer for her part in these crimes. I hope Jack is working on filing suit in another venue. I hope Sheldon Whitehouse's staff is working on ethics or other legislation that will close the kind of Cannon loophole we've seen. I hope we get a blue trifecta in November. That's all.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Thank goodness everyone is slow walking the trials of the people that are all FUCK YEAH I DID ALL THE CRIMES

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Tessie's avatar

Starting with Meritless Garland two years ago.

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