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Same here, I would not risk putting a child through the same hell I went through.

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He "tells it like it is," and then later, a living Bratz doll has to explain what he meant at a press conference.

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You had me until “canned clam.”

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You must be a special aunt. I know I am.

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Yup.

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I am so sorry but it sounds like you are saying, with great authority, that if someone was abused as a child and never removed they have no hope of parenting children without abusing them. As a suvivor of abuse and a parent, does that make me a monster? If anyone else out there is on a healing journey I just want to reassure you that you CAN do it, you can get your life back, your entire life, as you envision it, with or without children. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't.

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I'm a monster ;)

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See I actually DON’T think he’d go to jail for his taxes. He may be a fucking amoral idiot, but he hired good tax accountants, who know all the loopholes. I imagine his taxes are slimy but only skirting illegality, worst case leading to fines not jail time. No, I still think they are just pathetic, and if publicized would soundly pop the bubble of “successful billionaire businessman.”

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Having drank from those steins I can confirm that 3 will get you snockered, 4 will get you plastered, 5 will get you falling down embankments in the middle of the night. Or so I’ve been told...

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We are impatiently awaiting her book release.

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I've never been a fan of the IRA's tactics, but in this case I will make an exception.

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Fred Sr. and Donald were so racist, the DoJ under Nixon went after them for being too racist.

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ISTR reading somewhere that he confiscated the hard-copies of his college transcripts decades ago, long before things were routinely computerized.

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To that end, I'm also certain nobody thought preserving someone that stupid's academic records would be of any value at all.

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It would be unlike him to turn away from a sick person.

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