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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Though I myself can't even imagine Donnie using command line.

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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He's got script kiddies who can do that.

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Jack Is The Biasss's avatar

THANK you! I was hoping someone would get that line! Yeah, Miller's not a Bishop, he's an Ash (Not Ash Williams from Evil Dead because he's 10,000 degrees of awesome).

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xy's avatar

if there's one thing you should know about Americans by now it's that we don't learn lessons.

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Mormos's avatar

No, its 2017 & the last vicious hurray of a crumbling empire

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nick kelly's avatar

And what is the connection between the Pres then and now? If 'Republican' was the name of a product it would have been renamed by now.

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nick kelly's avatar

Where was the round up of militia types after McVeigh?

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exgnosis's avatar

Oh, Wonkette, I love you so that are reporting stuff like this. I would kiss you and date you and marry you, but of course that's entirely a mixed metaphor, and how could I possibly hope to satisfy all of Wonkette emotionally and sexually and financially? Because I am a very traditional het male, with old fashioned ideas about marriage and monogamy, and also already married. :-( So this is just a secret crush from afar. And not at all an offer to care for all of Wonkette into your dotage. Not happening! ... But still ..."kisses!"

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The Librarian's avatar

I think we're good https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Juan de Fuca's avatar

Haha! Nice :-) We'll be good.

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HazooToo's avatar

Same in PA. It's weird out here. I should like it, but I don't...

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Werecat of London's avatar

The last couple of days in Michigan you could walk around without a jacket. Today it's back to the heavy winter jacket. Weird. Two very mild winters back to back like this is very unusual.

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Werecat of London's avatar

My mom had a Yorkie that was terrified of storms. One day as I was visiting during a storm, the little shit stood up, and walked outside, and just stood in the rain for a few minutes, and after that, he never was scared of them again. It was like he needed to confront his fear so he could conquer it.

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Johnnymoreno's avatar

HaHa! Sometimes I say something completely idiotic, and when challenged, will scower the interwebs to find one scrap of evidence to support my obstinate Bull Shit. So this is sort of like that....

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Or a psychatrist's hotline.

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