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ctguyinhamden's avatar

Might - although I've heard he's prone to lying down on the job.

Still,it's unlikely that he's as ethically challenged as Whitaker . . . so yes, HIM instead of Whitaker: I'd go with that.

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dmyron's avatar

Maybe I should take a shot at it.....my legal qualifications are questionable , but....oh never mind , my ethics might get in the way......

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tucsoncruiser's avatar

"It was between Matt Whitaker and the My Pillow guy, we guess."

Thanks for my first actual LOL today Evan. Reading your work helps me get through this shit storm.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Bad at lawyering? How about this fundamental misunderstanding of the Constitution:

https://thehill.com/homenew...

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johnnyandroidseed's avatar

I think Whitaker is there for one thing and that is to get his meaty paws on as much information as he can so he can pass it to Captain Combover. Even if he is only there a few days, he can do a lot a damage without having to fire anyone. The Cheeto does not know what Mueller has and this will be the way for him to find out.

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Leftflank's avatar

You can't spell Whitaker without White, take that as ye may.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

239#? That’s just his left leg and fat ass. Whitaker has to tote all of him.

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F. X. Windlesneed's avatar

Whitaker is as stupid as he looks.

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BigOnion's avatar

I never pass the bar, whether I need a drink, or not.

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schmannity's avatar

I forgot about Wilbur Ross

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Nick.Trite's avatar

Look on the bright side folks, if this complete dumbass can pass the bar, so can you!

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

I think they've missed some of the worms.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Sooooo nice.Or as an exchange in "The Princess Bride" has it:Max: Wait. This dead guy here. He comes back to life, Prince Humperdinck suffers?Inigo: Humiliations galore.Max: That's what I call a good reason to work a miracle!

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sandialady's avatar

According to the HIstory Channel's special, "Watergate" Nixon was forced into the dark side by the hostile media and anti-war faction. You can bet, if Trump dies or is forced out of office the media and liberals will be blamed.

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sandialady's avatar

I fear that the people in right-wing states who voted in Democrats will become angry when things in their state do not immediately improve.

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