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Let's briefly note the irony of Donny Bonespurs representing the United States in Vietnam on Veterans Day. He finally made it to Danang! AHEM.
This weekend, Putin got a chance to check in with his protégé at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit. A perfect opportunity to assure the old fool that he did too win all the votes in 2016. And Putin is only too happy to whisper sweet nothings in the orange presidential ear.
President Trump says Russian President Vladimir Putin once again vehemently denied interference in the 2016 elections, and he believes him https: //t.co/6QYAE01alh pic.twitter.com/iR5CwNA0mY
— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 11, 2017
Trump: Who Am I Gonna Believe, The Deep State Or Putin, An Innocent Man!
And in the world's biggest asshole contest being held this year in the Phillipines the judges gave the closely fought contest to the home candidate, Rodrigo Duterte.
The judges said they were impressed by the all-round asshole qualities of challenger Donald Trump but had to give the award to Duterte based on the following quotes from the candidates:-
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters,” Donald Trump.
“At the age of 16, I already killed someone. A real person, a rumble, a stabbing. I was just 16 years old. It was just over a look. How much more now that I am president?” Rodrigo Duterte.
Better luck next year, Donnie.
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That's what I thought when I saw the picture : Everyone knows you're together if you're wearing matching outfits. Any 70s-80s kid could tell you that.