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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

"History is written by the victors- in crayon and tweets" - Daniel, Slacktivist's resident Poester.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

well, here's my 2+2=5 for the day...

'healthcare for everybody' + ACA rolled into medicare, then voucherised = we're all fucked

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Magic Juan's avatar

Watch out for yellow snow in the otter video

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

...or tech.

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phoenix00's avatar

Nope.

Only if it started speaking politely and considerately like that no-good racist Obama.

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Snopes Shop's avatar

It's spelled correctly?

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

It's amazing how many of these fast food empire vultures are right wing a-holes. They all like to view themselves as capitalist entrepreneur geniuses, but all they are really good at is exploiting the labor of teenagers and the poor...the most vulnerable element of the workforce imaginable. And they make shitty food in the process!

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calliecallie's avatar

How soon they have forgotten about the "bridge to nowhere," a Republican earmark.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

When I am required to travel in/through Pennsyltucky (A LOT of abandoned rail lines and mines, always worth a visit if you are into that kind of thing) I will often get food at Sheetz stations. Their hot dogs are acceptable and I think are still two for a dollar. Pro tip: never overdo the toppings if you're eating while driving unless you enjoy mustard stains on your pants.

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Hobbes' Evil Twin's avatar

Velveeta Tweeta is a thing of beauty!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Wait a sec, Mother Nature voted Republican?

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calliecallie's avatar

I never get mustard on driving food, because of the stain potential.

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Susan Szews's avatar

I tweet at him all the time as well. It is my hope that one day he responds, angrily, or I get blocked, or he explodes from his own loathing. I never threaten him (no wish to be visited by the FBI!)

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Their gambit to make their buddies in the insurance industry a lot of money looks a bit shaky. But if they can keep the status quo and take credit for it away from That One, all seems to be well in Republicanland.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

But ALL CAPS! Printed, too!

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

That's pretty fucking funny! A little close to the truth, but funny.

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