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I do the grocery shopping because Ms. Gnome has horrible allergies vis a vis the scents put in detergents. She can't go anywhere near the detergent aisle for fear of serious health problems. I also do the laundry for that same reason. Many "macho" men have accused me of being pussy whipped.

My response? You can whip me with that thing anytime you want. Preferably about the head and shoulders.

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... it's the Dorothy boots that really pull the ensemble together.

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He's the transgendered image of a cigarette brand, of course he knows! Why else the Marlsboro Man's more manly than thou pose?

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Trump is also one of the cosmopolitan, sybaritic, hedonistic, irreligious, gluttonous, shameless, uncharitable, pleasure-seeking, greedy, lustful, urban coastal elite that people like this idiot god-botherer preacher are supposed to dislike. The Seven Deadly Sins? Trump checks the box on all of them.

Laughing my fucking ass off at description of Trump as a macho man. He's an angry toddler who screams and has a hissy if his steak isn't done right. (True thing: Trump likes his steaks burnt to shit, cooked so long they're white inside. Which is a crime against good pieces of steak.)

Not a surprise that these Jesus freaks are so goddamned flexible with their alleged moral principles, if they think they'll get the political chance to advance themselves and punish people they don't like.

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I missed the Firefly line here. I loved that short-lived show and saw the movie (free tickets!), but now that I work in an outpatient psych facility right next to the inpatient hospital, I mainly think of River, "Two by two, hands of blue."

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Who do you think the book and movie "The Invisible Man" was about?

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"I believe Donald Trump is self-governed"--I believe that the banks that Trump owes hundreds of millions of dollars would have a slightly different view of his freedom of action

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"Men become male nurses"

Most men who become nurses would be male nurses. At least I think so.

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"The government pushes homosexuality and transgenderism even on our children and soldiers."

And we homoSEX transgerderists run the government from our ultra-sekrit underground bunker location deep in the Ozark Mountains.

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I never realized you could get monocles either lubed or unlubed.

I always learn something new when I come too Wonkette.

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I just left a comment over there. The flood of hate mail and death threats should start any minute now.

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> and, unlike Obama – realness

Of all the things Obama hasn't done, the worst, WORST is that he never Kept It Real.

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Whaaaaaa? I was pretty sure it was a pizza joint in DC.

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Trump is humble and meek when he's not on Twitter or doing a phone interview with Fox News. Cuz why wouldn't he be?

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Something tells me building logic bridges isn't Jesse Lee's forte.

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Dads In Name Only?

Like Deadbeat Donnie?

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