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Haven't we suffered enough!

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My friend Aileen made a time machine, but was keen on keeping it shiny clean-- MC Lars

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I wonder what would happen if thousands of Americans started calling the UN and asking them to. http://www.un.org/en/contac...

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Yep. Saw it on teevee.

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They got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin' great big lies(Don't want no short people Round here)

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Translation is an art.Green Eggs and Ham in Spanish is hilarious and reads like the original, but is not a direct translation, which would be clunky, at best..

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Laffer wonders how others live with themselves? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Jeebus.

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I would've just politely pointed out that his shirt was misspelled and wait patiently for him to get it.

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Corny, too.

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You are a woman after my own heart.

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This is why I'm gonna make sure to frequent his restaurants. One neat thing he did at the Capital One Arena is he put in a stand with a rotating menu that is designed to try out new recipes. There's iPads next to the counter where you can give feedback on the food.

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Keebler Elf LIBELZ!!!!!!

Also E.L. Fudge Cookies kick ass.

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Thank goodnes my neice was too young to vote. She lives in Michigan too. I hope this is a lesson to her.

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Wake me up when it's closer to zero, okay?

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Yes, because he's so busy doing... doing... errm...

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