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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

My friend Aileen made a time machine, but was keen on keeping it shiny clean-- MC Lars

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I wonder what would happen if thousands of Americans started calling the UN and asking them to. http://www.un.org/en/contac...

BosGrl's avatar

Yep. Saw it on teevee.

L Garou's avatar

They got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin' great big lies(Don't want no short people Round here)

Erala Contratista's avatar

Translation is an art.Green Eggs and Ham in Spanish is hilarious and reads like the original, but is not a direct translation, which would be clunky, at best..

Ωbjectifier's avatar

Laffer wonders how others live with themselves? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

TakingAmes's avatar

I would've just politely pointed out that his shirt was misspelled and wait patiently for him to get it.

TakingAmes's avatar

You are a woman after my own heart.

theblackdog's avatar

This is why I'm gonna make sure to frequent his restaurants. One neat thing he did at the Capital One Arena is he put in a stand with a rotating menu that is designed to try out new recipes. There's iPads next to the counter where you can give feedback on the food.

theblackdog's avatar

Keebler Elf LIBELZ!!!!!!

Also E.L. Fudge Cookies kick ass.

Perkniticky's avatar

Thank goodnes my neice was too young to vote. She lives in Michigan too. I hope this is a lesson to her.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Wake me up when it's closer to zero, okay?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Yes, because he's so busy doing... doing... errm...