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MA's avatar

Nobel Pizza Prize for Trump.

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canis domum's avatar

There are few writers that reduce me to giggling. Especially these days. Evan for Nobel prize in comedy for making fun of TrumpleOrangeSkin!

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David Brown's avatar

Have to say I'm not comfortable with comments about Drumpf's appearance or speech. What I think is worth commenting on is that both he and his followers have made a point out of how appealing and charismatic he is, and it's just fine to pop that bubble.

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ImtooFlexy's avatar

Big Mac!

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DeathOfIrony's avatar

I will get all the things, but it is not fair, so I will not get all the things. That's pretty solid reasoning, at least compared to a semiconscious mouse with a brain lesion.

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DeathOfIrony's avatar

What the fuck is wrong with his teeth, and mouth, and face, and...well..fuck.

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DeathOfIrony's avatar

He is no 10, that's for sure.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Nobel Peace Prize for Many Things. Get him one, now, made of gold paper wrapped chocolate, and put a microphone in it.

Nobel Peace Prize for Peacefully Transition of Power. Offer him one after the election on the condition of leaving office without a tantrum or nuking a country.

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Subliberal's avatar

How do three nations engage in a "bipartisan" agreement?

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

I didn't know you could get a peace prize for Grifting and cons. Oh well his training finally paid off. Ohh ohh what he didnt get no prize... Ahhh oh well give him a box of cracker jacks then he can get his coveted prize.

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