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I think maybe, just maybe, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein has whispered in Sessions's ear that Trump is a dirty Russian asset and headed for a fall in the Mueller investigation. Sessions was wise to there being collusion during the campaign, especially after ambassador Kislyak paid him a special visit at his senate office in Sept. 2016. But I think Sessions is still enough of a patriot to draw the line at Trump's being so compromised by Russia that he'd put its interests ahead of his own nation's. At the very least, Sessions would want to have sufficient separation from Trump so as not to go down down in the history books as his protector or bitch.

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My mother used to serve mayo on peanut butter on a banana. It's a Southern thing

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As always, Trump is A idiot.

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whew!...had me worried for a second there

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Party of face-eating leopards eats faces. News at 6.

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Did Mr. Magoo ever pivot?

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Doesn't look like there was much "dinner" involved

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While the cynic in me agrees, I think we have 3 strong points in our favor:

1. The kids are mad as hell about a lot of things, and fired up to vote democrat, and every year, a million TeaPubs shuffle off to the big KKK rally in the sky

2. Even a lot of traditional Republicans will draw the line at treason

3. Turnout is everything, the Trump trainwreck showed all the no-show voters what happens when they stay home to binge-watch Star Trek or Cheers on Election Day

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Notre Dame vs. Hofstra Redux

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Don't get me started on the carpet cleaning afterwards. Cat pee or whiskey barf ain't got nothin' on Bong Backwash

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I hear Miss Minny (Octavia Spencer) has some really good “special” chocolate recipes.

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But not the $25,000 hermetically-sealed booths. Those are sacrosanct.

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"Devin's new at this!"

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Now if only I could get the Rutgers reference.

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"Well think about it while you're drivin'...I wanna hit New York sometime this month. And watch out for the kids when you're backin' out."

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S.U.B.P.O.E.N.A

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