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ken_kukec's avatar

I think maybe, just maybe, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein has whispered in Sessions's ear that Trump is a dirty Russian asset and headed for a fall in the Mueller investigation. Sessions was wise to there being collusion during the campaign, especially after ambassador Kislyak paid him a special visit at his senate office in Sept. 2016. But I think Sessions is still enough of a patriot to draw the line at Trump's being so compromised by Russia that he'd put its interests ahead of his own nation's. At the very least, Sessions would want to have sufficient separation from Trump so as not to go down down in the history books as his protector or bitch.

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harryeagar's avatar

My mother used to serve mayo on peanut butter on a banana. It's a Southern thing

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

As always, Trump is A idiot.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

whew!...had me worried for a second there

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phoenix00's avatar

Party of face-eating leopards eats faces. News at 6.

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phoenix00's avatar

Did Mr. Magoo ever pivot?

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Niblick's avatar

Doesn't look like there was much "dinner" involved

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

While the cynic in me agrees, I think we have 3 strong points in our favor:

1. The kids are mad as hell about a lot of things, and fired up to vote democrat, and every year, a million TeaPubs shuffle off to the big KKK rally in the sky

2. Even a lot of traditional Republicans will draw the line at treason

3. Turnout is everything, the Trump trainwreck showed all the no-show voters what happens when they stay home to binge-watch Star Trek or Cheers on Election Day

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Notre Dame vs. Hofstra Redux

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Don't get me started on the carpet cleaning afterwards. Cat pee or whiskey barf ain't got nothin' on Bong Backwash

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Tom Mears's avatar

I hear Miss Minny (Octavia Spencer) has some really good “special” chocolate recipes.

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puredog's avatar

But not the $25,000 hermetically-sealed booths. Those are sacrosanct.

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puredog's avatar

"Devin's new at this!"

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puredog's avatar

Now if only I could get the Rutgers reference.

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LiberalANDProud's avatar

"Well think about it while you're drivin'...I wanna hit New York sometime this month. And watch out for the kids when you're backin' out."

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LiberalANDProud's avatar

S.U.B.P.O.E.N.A

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