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Weird Fishes's avatar

I don't think it's that Pence is necessarily calmer or more relaxed. He's so shot through with Jeebus and horse tranquilizers that he's just a right-wing ventriloquist's dummy.

Napoleon Marsupial's avatar

Only in Memphis vegan restaurants.

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

A libertarian's dream. No pesky government.

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

A girl broke his heart 20 years ago. His brain is stunted from the trauma.

PubOption's avatar

Riding the podium into the sunset.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Ah! Vids of pee-o, vids of pee-o; vids of pee-o, watch them go!

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Since November we are all embittered and profane Magic Eight Balls.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

This is what I love about this place.

azeyote's avatar

people got a taste for their right to have health care - just cause you might be some kinda rich fuck who could give a shit doesn't mean you can get rid of the main course - equality health care for all -

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Bare wimmin with coffee? I'm living in the wrong place, apparently.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Only if you're brain dead? So you're saying this will play well with his base.

OutOfOrbit's avatar

You have to live in a gated community.

gilderbeast's avatar

That which is dead may never die...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

His work on SNL has been stellar.