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Weird Fishes's avatar

I don't think it's that Pence is necessarily calmer or more relaxed. He's so shot through with Jeebus and horse tranquilizers that he's just a right-wing ventriloquist's dummy.

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Napoleon Marsupial's avatar

Only in Memphis vegan restaurants.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

A libertarian's dream. No pesky government.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

A girl broke his heart 20 years ago. His brain is stunted from the trauma.

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PubOption's avatar

Riding the podium into the sunset.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Ah! Vids of pee-o, vids of pee-o; vids of pee-o, watch them go!

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

I'm stealing it. Thnx

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Since November we are all embittered and profane Magic Eight Balls.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

This is what I love about this place.

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azeyote's avatar

people got a taste for their right to have health care - just cause you might be some kinda rich fuck who could give a shit doesn't mean you can get rid of the main course - equality health care for all -

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Bare wimmin with coffee? I'm living in the wrong place, apparently.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Only if you're brain dead? So you're saying this will play well with his base.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

A new feature in Windows 10

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OutOfOrbit's avatar

You have to live in a gated community.

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gilderbeast's avatar

That which is dead may never die...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

His work on SNL has been stellar.

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