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I don't think it's that Pence is necessarily calmer or more relaxed. He's so shot through with Jeebus and horse tranquilizers that he's just a right-wing ventriloquist's dummy.

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Only in Memphis vegan restaurants.

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A libertarian's dream. No pesky government.

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A girl broke his heart 20 years ago. His brain is stunted from the trauma.

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Riding the podium into the sunset.

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Ah! Vids of pee-o, vids of pee-o; vids of pee-o, watch them go!

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I'm stealing it. Thnx

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Since November we are all embittered and profane Magic Eight Balls.

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This is what I love about this place.

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people got a taste for their right to have health care - just cause you might be some kinda rich fuck who could give a shit doesn't mean you can get rid of the main course - equality health care for all -

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Bare wimmin with coffee? I'm living in the wrong place, apparently.

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Only if you're brain dead? So you're saying this will play well with his base.

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A new feature in Windows 10

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You have to live in a gated community.

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That which is dead may never die...

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His work on SNL has been stellar.

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