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Pixeloid's avatar

Guessing these are state level charges so it will be difficult to get a pardon from his führer.

Joel L's avatar

Doesn’t know how to de-hook and lip a bass properly either. Donuts to dollars after that shot was taken the fish flopped and he ended up hooking himself with that treble hook about 1/4” from his hand.

FredRock's avatar

Just wow! Before donnie the pig's squats in the Oval Office, I don't really remember seeing so many unhinged stories like this. Sure, there were some but it seems the roaches are no longer afraid of the light.

kmblue187's avatar

Okay, this man is sick. What do we do about the non-mentally ill who like to kill people.

kmblue187's avatar

Not attempted murder?

Darrell Leland's avatar

This psychotic's page is still up as I post this. JFC his pathology goes back years, just like they always do. Endless delusional rants screaming RED FLAG. Remember when we quit monitoring obvious threats like these because freedum?

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Erm, what do 'foreign' people look like, exactly? Is this maroon claiming that anyone who isn't pasty white is per se, 'foreign'?

I...confused.

Innocent_Bystander's avatar

Although my sincerely held beliefs compel me to be against the death penalty... I'll make an exception for this Bumblefuck.

UVB-76's avatar

This thing about Savannah Guthrie's mom is some dark jazz, something is manifestly wrong with this story. Very troubling.

eo's avatar

Nice Doors reference, Dok!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“but they arrested him after using a taser on him instead of shooting him, “

Well, he is white after all.

Rachael's avatar

And how is he any different from the 'official' ICE agents?

Matchstick's avatar

He wasn't being paid

LyftControlledCities's avatar

He's not collecting a government paycheck... yet

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I'm so glad he's such a lousy shot.

Jude's avatar

Help me here. Is it only “attempted assault” if you fire a gun at someone three times, and don’t have the competency to hit them, and then crash into someone else?

Mr. Simmons’ behavior is screaming Mental Illness! He should be ushered into a room with soft walls.

De-militarize I-5.

UVB-76's avatar

I agree, he needs help, get him the fuck out of circulation.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

This guy has mental issues. I'm just saying. Also, too, he certainly uses a lot of "things" that taxes pay for. Like the police for instance, the roads, the traffic signs, the satellites for his phone, etc. These people are too dumb to be alive.