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tehbaddr's avatar

Almost makes you feel sorry for these pig ignorant fuckers. Nah!

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beb's avatar

When people start doubting the weatherperson . . . I just don't know. How can these people live?

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Elon Musk is a danger to America. Prove me wrong.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He and Rupert Murdoch are the only immigrants hurting my life.

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diogenez's avatar

Trump is the malignant hemorrhoid that keeps on giving.

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

We'll have Category 6 hurricanes when Broadcom release their next version of the vApocalypse suite of applications that the government uses to control the weather.

But you'll have to still pay for 16 hurricanes per continent, even if you only want eight.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Another sensible program distorted by money.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We can't force these people to accept reality. If they want to believe lies, let them. If those lies end up getting them killed, my sincerest condolences to the families, but I just see it as one less vote for Chump.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"a higher number would not only be vulgar, but might lead people to downplay the danger of a Cat Four or Five storm, causing them to not evacuate"

"They only want us to evacuate because they know how dumb they'll end up looking when I single-handedly turn the hurricane aside by shooting all my guns at it!!!!!!!"

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WannabeWonk's avatar

I posted this yesterday but I feel the need to do it again. Fuck James Spann. He's a RWNJ christofascist anthropogenic climate change denier. He helped bring these threats forward so he's got to face the consequences of his own making.

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Zen Gali's avatar

There was a specific moment in my life when I became startlingly aware of just how delusionally stupid some people were. It was in the early 80s and I was browsing some People-magazine-like pap in the dentist's waiting room. There was an interview with a soap-opera actress. She was commenting on the regularity with which she was accosted on the street by someone who was furious with her for something her character had done on TV. The simple fact that there were people in our midst who were so incapable of separating reality from fiction that they would become aggressive in the street blew my mind. I fear the internet has destabilized these sorts of people exponentially, and, clearly, there are those that gleefully take advantage of that fact. They should be fucked with a wire brush.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I guess there were issues when the actor who played the Angel of Death in Touched By An Angel was recognized on a commercial flight.

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Peter's avatar

“Not of the body”. Landru is very persuasive it’s hard to not obey it.

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Stuart's avatar

I remember, back during the worst of Covid, reading an account by a nurse whose patient refused to believe she had Covid EVEN AS COVID WAS KILLING HER. It was terrifying to read.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

It's well documented that we in the Illuminati rejected the idea of a weather machine way back at the Legendary Steering Committee Orgy of 1911, held in Prague. Wherein was decided that efforts to supplant the Tsar of Russia with a communist and overthrow the Ottoman empire would proceed as planned.

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Phried Ω's avatar

Was that the same Steering Committee Orgy where they decided that Jim Thorpe and Duke Kahanamoku would win gold medals at the 1912 Olympics and thus scare the bejesus out of white men by revealing that indigenous peoples could make them feel not special?

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UnionThuggery's avatar

Indeed, the very same. Also the one that solidified the Phoebus Conspiracy and limited the life span of incandescent light bulbs internationally in order to protect profits.

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Underdawg23's avatar

They’re still dying from Covid.

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SleepyHollow, inK.'s avatar

Trump is a cancer and we need to chemo it until the tuft of hair falls off

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Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

I want Kamala Harris to be president so much, I’m ready to go survivalist somewhere in the Dakota badlands for four years, if she doesn’t win.

But a pessimistic, cynical, nihilistic part of me remembers that scene in “JOKER” (the Gaga-less one), when he screams, “You get what you fucking deserve!!” - because I’m not sure this country is in the upper echelon of free, self-ruled countries anymore. We’re not that smart.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. I. Just. Can't. Even.

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