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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

“Lanie, honey, just think of the money I made! I’ll buy you some nice gold hoop earrings, OK?”

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

“I was blackout drunk”“I was running coke for the Medellin cartel”“Hit man”

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

That’s too bad. Folks that work at the hotels are just trying to keep the lights on...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Good, just like all of those articles about how unfuckable low-level Trumpers were in DC, these bastards should be unhirable. No returning to normal, decent society (obviously, that doesn't include Fox and Newsmax) for these assholes. The scarlet T should be permanently seared into their foreheads.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

So the new group is going to be called "Little Patriots," I guess because "Hitler Youth" was already taken.

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🖤 mikka 🖤's avatar

It really does have that cheesy not quite retinted sepia 50s vibe.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I can't wait to see the merit badges: Lost Cause History, Slavery Apologetics, The War of Northern Aggression, etc.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Most likely, they'll be wearing gray confederate uniforms and talking about how important states are.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

She still looks more human than her husband.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Nah, Dumbass Jr has access to the best blow.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

But it's Fool's Day on Fox all year long

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hashtagbob's avatar

Ach, no more - you are bringing me to laughing.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Bill Barr will not be rehired at his former law firm Kirkland & Ellis

Kirkland & Ellis is the Alfa Bank/Russian Idiot lawfirm of choice. So I wonder if he failed to deliver?

https://news.littlesis.org/...

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Selena60's avatar

Jeezus, did Chao's family sell her to McConnell?

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Have you seen his that are?

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SterWonk's avatar

Rich enough to never have to be around the proles. Probably has private security, also too.

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